Still on the fence as to whether Coulson lives? Watch this trailer. Now we can sit around and speculate about other characters. Oh yeah, and the trailer is pretty dope.

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Snap. Is LUKE CAGE in ‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Come speculate, you pigs!

Luke Cage. Maybe.

J. August Richards can be seen in the trailer for Agents of SHIELD whupping some serious ass. Dude is sporting super strength, as well as invulnerability. So who is he playing? Opinions are split, but some are thinking he may be Luke Cage.

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‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ VIRAL VIDEOS: Conspiracy Group Hunts The Hulk!

Agents of SHIELD.

Interesting. Here are a bunch of viral videos for Agents of SHIELD. They’re neat enough. What is intriguing about them however is that they raise the question of when the show takes place. Many a person has speculated that Coulson is actually dead, and the television show takes place prior to Avengers. These videos could corroborate such a belief. I mean, the Hulk is a “real life creature” being investigated? Seeing Iron Man on film a big deal? Motherfuckers are both wayyy out in open by the time of the Avengers credits roll.

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WHEDON’S ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ adds ‘ANGEL’ star J. August Richards. Yeah, I don’t know him.

J. August something.

Come at me, Whedonites! I don’t know this August Ricky guy that Whedon has cast for S.H.I.E.L.D. So yeah, is this guy a good actor? Are you excited? Make me feel something! The medicine can’t! The repetitious smacking of my testicles with a boxing glove filled with jelly can’t. Make me. Feel something.

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JOSS WHEDON on why AGENT COULSON lives in ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ I got you, bro.

Agent Coulson.

Recently at SXSW, Joss Whedon broke down why Agent Coulson ain’t fucking dead. I mean, I thought that Whedon got a legitimate erection when he killed off a character. A throbbing, pulsating dong-hammer. So bringing the Agent back has to be for a good reason, right? Right?! Whedon’s reasoning makes sense to me.

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Joss Whedon calls ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ show ‘VERY HOPEFUL’, I fear a Skrull impersonator.

Joss Whedon.

Joss Whedon has dared to call one of his shows “very hopeful”, inadvertantly exposing the fact that his existence has been taken over by a Skrull impersonator.

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Whedon’s ‘S.H.I.E.L.D.’ TV series adds two young hotshot scientists. Wit incoming.

I imagine these two new characters announced for the SHIELD television show are going to bubble over with typical Joss Whedon repartee. I mean, what the fuck is a Whedon television show if everyone doesn’t speak a sterling form of geek eloquence? I’m just guessing. I’m probably right, though. Totally.

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‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series begins filming in January. Whedon on TV! Squeal, fans.

Joss Whedon on television, folks. Sort of. Serving as overseer of the Marvel Universe, Whedon will be participating in the filming of the S.H.I.E.L.D. television show to some extent. Maybe he’ll dip his balls in it! I don’t know what that means. Just dropping a State reference.

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Ming-Na Wen cast as first S.H.I.E.LD. agent in Joss Whedon’s TV show.

The first member of S.H.I.E.L.D. to join Agent Coulson has been cast. Apparently its some lady from one of them Stargate shows. I don’t know, yo. I’m just excited that this show actually exists.

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ABC greenlights JOSS WHEDON-powered ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series. F**k yes.

Fuck yeah. I didn’t see this coming out of the Joss Whedon deal with the Marvel Monolith. At all. The good sir has received the greenlight to rock out on a S.H.I.E.L.D. television series. This is…weird. But awesome.

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