Call me a sucker ass sucker (sucker ass sucker!), but I’m naively optimistic for Alien: Covenant.
Here’s the Alien: Covenant trailer. A movie that seems to tenuously be connected to the movie Prometheus through the Magneto-Android, and is in every other right just an Alien flick. Which is a good thing for most people. Cause me? After seeing the trailer? I’m excited.
Entertainment Week has hit us off the tits with a collection of Blade Runner 2049 photos. And. I’m in, baby. I’m all in. I’ve been in. I’m still in. Can you feel me? In?
Here’s a photo from the upcoming Alien: Covenant. You can see Katherine Waterston striking her best Ripley pose, and while it may be just homage, here’s hoping its indicative of the quality of the movie. How is that for a fucking leap?! Impressed?! Feel these goddamn calves!
Call me a replicant and send me to work in the Salt Mines upon Planet Priapism. With one gnarly directorial acquisition the people behind Blade Runner 2: Han Solo’s Revenge have gotten me to care about the movie.