STAR WARS – Episode Awesome: A Newer Hope!

February 8th, 2013 by Rendar Frankenstein

A Newer Hope

It’s a spectacular time to be a Star Wars fan.

George Lucas, perhaps after being visited by some benevolent omnidimensional sojourner, has sold his most beloved franchise. The moment that fans realized Lucas was finally out of the picture, we began to dream. To wonder. To flirt with the idea that the piss-taste that’s been lurking in our mouths since 2005 may very well be washed away. New Star Wars films could be treated with the respect they deserve.

So, what’ve we been promised thus far? A new trilogy. Kasdan and Kinberg. J.J. Abrams. Cameos from members of the original cast. The interest of Hollywood’s finest actors and directors and other personnel. Spin-off, stand-alone movies.

In short, we finally have a newer hope.

Yesterday’s confirmation of the stand-alone flicks was the final nail in the coffin for my cautious optimism. I am now, for the first time in years, reveling in full-on nerdlust at the thought of new Star Wars. And while I have quite a bit of faith that a new trilogy could be beyond excellent, I’ve always loved the idea of free-standing movies taking place within the galaxy that Uncle George introduced back in `77!

Join me as I take a moment to geek-out about the prospect of new Star Wars movies! I’m going to fanboy my way through some of the premises I’d like to see materialize, no doubt getting so excited that my retainer spills onto the keyboard and my Diet Shasta bubbles over. After you check out my ideas, hit up the comments section and describe what you’d like to see during our next voyages to a galaxy far, far away…

Punch it, Chewie!

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Watch: Twenty years of Quinty Tarantino’s pop-culture references in five minutes. Reference GET!

January 3rd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Did you know Quentin Tarantino likes pop-culture references? Yup, it is true. I know this may shock you, but I promise. The only things he likes more than pop-culture references are gesticulating like a wild man, making excellent movies, and looking like a slob at his movie premieres. This right here is a collection of his pop-culture references across twenty goddamn years. Such a wunder-world simultaneously wows me, and at the same time makes me feel like a decaying slab of flesh.

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Tarantino could make third alternate history movie ‘KILLER CROW’ featuring black US soldiers in 1944

January 2nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

There is a chance that Quinto ain’t done remaking history. In a new interview, the Man Who Shot Hitler 3,000 Times has spoken about a potential spin-off from Basterds that would feature a squad of black US soldiers in 1944.

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QUENTIN TARANTINO wanted to make a LUKE CAGE movie. Oh, to dream.

December 18th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Jesus Christ, this would have been perfect. Right after he was done announcing his arrival to the world with Reservoir Dogs, Tarantino had an adaptation in mind. That adaptation was none other than motherfucking Luke Cage, with the role being filled by Laurence Fishburne. Goddamn, if that wasn’t the perfect pairing. All in all, we can’t be too sad it never got done. Dude Tarantino went on to create some other, mildly outstanding movie instead. Pulp Fiction.

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Quentin Tarantino talking about his ’30s gangster flick again. Do it!

December 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

One of the lovely things about Tarantino around the release of one of his movies is that the auteur begins to spit about upcoming works. The Melty Faced One is now once again talking about his desire to make a 1930s gangster flick.

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The Dude’s High 5s: Favorite Movie Directors

November 28th, 2012 by The Dude

I don’t have much much in the way of a preamble. There are some other directors out there that I am am loving, but need a bigger sample size. Joss Whedon, Duncan Jones, and Rian Johnson would fall into this category. Anyway, here are my favorite directors.

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Tarantino: ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ and ‘INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS’ are two-thirds of loose trilogy. Maybe.

October 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Buried in dope movies this fall? I know I am. I’ve been cutting through them with my money-saber, splaying wants and desires across my bank account. If you’ve been so buried that you’ve forgotten that Django Unchained is dropping on the Day of Some People’s Lord, here is a neat reminder.

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QUENTIN TARANTINO 10-disc Blu-ray set announced. Art by Mondo, boner by moi.

September 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Fuck yes! A 10-disc Quentin Tarantino set that I can totally buy for Rendar for Christmas and reap the benefits from for years to come? Surely, there is a bearded man or beardless woman (or bearded woman…you see where I’m going here) looking out for me from up above.

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AMANDA PLUMMER joins the cast of ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’, Tarantino fans nod knowingly.

July 17th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Amanda Plummer may be best known for work as a fucking crazy lady in Pulp Fiction, but that could change very soon. There ain’t anything like getting cast in an enorme vehicle flick to alter your perception in the public’s eyes.

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NEW ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ TEASER: Quentin’s Delicious Spaghetti

July 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Boom! A new sixty-second spot for Django Unchained.

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