New AMC show is ‘BLADE RUNNER’ meets ‘BATTLESTAR.’ Don’t tease me.

April 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Ballistic City.

There is a new pilot about to be shot for AMC, which incidentally may cause me to shoot some white stuff. Ew! Gross! Sorry, sorry. Anyways, the new television show is described as a cross between Battlestar and Blade Runner. Glorious! Give me this!

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‘PACIFIC RIM’ early buzz is that it is monster-bashing bliss. I’m torqued.

February 5th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Pacific Rim is the dopeness.

Pacific Rim is the sort of movie that is trying to surf a very specific niche. Should it slide the fuck off the rail, it is going to bash its goddamn skull and bleed suck everywhere. Should it succeed? Way gnarls, bro. Early reports is that the movie is totally fantastic, and that has this dude doing cartwheels. (What did I just type?)

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‘PACIFIC RIM’ CES TRAILER: The Apocalypse is cancelled with even more technology.

January 8th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Pacific Rim! More footage! What more do you need?

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New ‘PACIFIC RIM’ photo features Elba, Kikuchi, and a war room.

December 27th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Hey! Do you want an inconsequential picture of the promising 2013 jam, Pacific Rim? Then you’re in the right location, you fucks. My sheer excitement for this film outweighs the insubstantial nonsense of it all.

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Video: ‘PACIFIC RIM’ viral footage has giant monster attacking San Fran. Ultimate tip teaser.

November 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Oh, God. Talk about stoking the flames. I want to see Pacific Rim. In fact, I want to see anything from it. I should be careful what I wish for, I suppose. Who knows how I’d react to something as crazy as an actual trailer. You see, a little morsel of goodness has rocketed out of the cave where all the details regarding this movie have been hiding. It has splattered all over my chest, slathering my pectorals in heaving want. Want! Check out this viral footage and ask yourself why it couldn’t be some actual footage. Or realize that it is probably because our souls need to be prepared for the gorgeous Kaiju destruction.

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Four new images from Guillermo del Toro’s ‘PACIFIC RIM’ has my autobot tingling. Crap pun.

August 30th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

I don’t know much about Pacific Rim, other than I want to see it. It’s got like, robots and shit. That’s more than enough to sign me up. Until an official trailer, teaser, teaser trailer, or teaser for the teaser trailer drops, I’m going to have to sate myself on pictures such as these.

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Hmm! Guillermo del Toro Co-Directing Stop-Motion ‘PINOCCHIO’

May 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Guillermo del Toro, what you up to my man! Don’t take this the wrong way, but I just need you to drop everything and get on your bandied about Slaughterhouse Five  adaptation. This Pinocchio  project? Meh.

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