#May2017
‘House of Cards’ Season 5 Trailer: Underwood is preferable at this point
Here’s a trailer for the fifth season of House of Cards. A show whose lead is a despicable human being, capable of anything, and yet still preferable to our current administration.
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‘Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare’ Trailer: Spacey’s Private Militia
Not even going to front. I’m unabashedly anticipating a journey down the yearly Doritos Jingoism hole. This time with House of Cards stuffed into its guts.
David Fincher directing entire first season of HBO show, ‘Utopia’
This week is the week of David Fincher! Between Gone Baby Girl Gone Gone coming to theaters and him chatting up his meeting with Star Wars brass, everyone is talking about him. Not content to dominate the news cycle with the aforementioned bits, Fincher has revealed he’s directing an entire season of Utopia for HBO.
‘CALL OF DUTY: ADVANCED WARFARE’ TRAILER: House of Bloody Cards
New Call of Duty. I’m always sold. It’s my yearly installment of overwrought, bro-culture fecaltainment. No apologies, but no delusions. For this installment I’m doubly sold. First true next-gen installment. Vaguely futuristic setting. Kevin Spacey in a leading role? Blathering Underwood-esque about democracy? Fuck yes.
Netflix quality is sucking because of CABLE COMPANIES throttling bandwidth. F**kers.
Last weekend the fiancé and I were trying to watch the new season of House of Cards when the fucking quality was bouncing around more than my moods on one of those “Jesus Christ I forgot to take my meds for how many days?” type weeks. I had a sneaking suspicion it had to do with a) the death of Net Neutrality b) bandwidth throttling and c) intergalactic threats from Skrulltopia. Turns out I was right about two of the causes.
Netflix has officially renewed ‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ for third season. Maniacal cackle!
It seems like mere months ago I was laughing at the idea that House of Cards wouldn’t go past a second season. There were rumors that it was done after a second jaunt, and I was all pfft! LOL. Now grant you, it was a nervous laugh. But my posturing has been rewarded! With something like ten days to go until the premiere of the second season, House of Cards has officially been picked up for a third. Hellfuckingyeah.
Netflix continues domination of our brains; colonized 2.33 million new US humans in Q4.
Well, I suppose I don’t have to sweat not getting more House of Cards after season two due to Netflix failure. I mean, maybe Kevin Spacey and I elope and he gives up show business. Maybe. But that’s a horse of a different color. All I know is that it won’t be because Flix can’t afford it. Those fuckers ensnared another 2+ million brains in Q4 of 2013.
Nicolas Winding Refn’s ‘BARBARELLA’ TV remake hitting AMAZON
Yet another hope and dream of Amazon’s for butting into the original television content market has been revealed. This dream is taking the form of Winding Refn’s Barbarella remake. Not exactly the next House of Cards, but hey — I didn’t expect much from that fucking series either. So yeah.
‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ SEASON 2 Trailer: Democracy Is Overrated
Hey man, Frank Underwood’s words, not mine. Here is the “official” (what the fuck was the last one, then?) trailer for season two of House of Cards. Looks fucking killer! Is that a pun? I don’t know. Probably.
Hit the jump for the glory.
