#May2021
Dave Bautista Starring In Rian Johnson’s ‘Knives Out’ Sequel and Fuck Yeah!
You know, I didn’t see this coming. But like, who the fuck would have? Dave Bautista is starring in the next Knives Out flick from Rian Johnson. But now that it’s been announced? I can’t wait for him to chew scenery with Daniel Craig.
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Netflix and Apple may be looking to land Bond movie ‘No Time To Die’ in silly money bidding war
If you believe one industry insider (laugh at the terminology, whatever, suck it), Netflix and Apple are throwing around silly money. Like, okay, they always are? But in this particular case? The companies are flexing their financial nipples in an attempt to land Daniel Crag’s last Bond flick, No Time To Die.
Rian Johnson directing Daniel Craig in the murder-mystery ‘Knives Out’ and I’m fucking pumped
Rian Johnson fucking rules. I never thought this would be a controversial opinion, but here we are. Wallowing in the post-The Last Jedi Hellscape. Anyways, Johnson is returning to his detective haunts, and he’s bringing Daniel Craig with him.
Danny Boyle is the frontrunner to direct ‘Bond 25’ at least for now, in this moment, who knows really though
Man, it feels like we’ve been talking about Bond 25 fucking forever. Who will be playing Bond? Well, Daniel Craig was finally confirmed. Who will be directing Bond? Well, Danny Boyle is looking like the motherfucker for the job now.
‘Bond 25’ rumored plot sounds like Bond going full-on ‘Taken’ and also sort of overdone
How many times has Daniel Craig “quit” the service in his fucking Bond movies? I’m losing track. That said, prepare yourself. If rumors are to be believed, he’ll be doing it again in Bond 25. Then, going full Taken to avenge his dead ass wife.
Daniel Craig finally friggin’ confirms he’s returning for one last ‘Bond’ movie
The Daniel Craig and Bond will they/won’t they dance has finally come to its end-resolution-whatever-the-fuck. The actor will be returning for Bond 25, and then, that’s it.
Rumor: Daniel Craig signed on for *two* more ‘Bond’ movies. This can be explained with the dollar bill emoji
Daniel Craig previously swore he would rather die than play James Bond again. Now, rumors have him signing on for two more Bond movies. He must have uh, must have had a serious ($$$$$) change of heart (bank account).
Daniel Craig returning for ‘Bond 25’ because nothing inspires like truck loads of cash
Daniel Craig, who previously swore he would rather die than play Bond again, is playing Bond again. What could be the inspiration? I’m…I’m guessing: shit loads of cash.
‘Logan Lucky’ Trailer: Soderbergh‘s Anti-Glam ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ is wonderfully insane
Another movie I had no fucking clue about, until this trailer dropped. If I’m not up to date on pop culture, I’m just a slob, as opposed to a pop culture slob. Anyways. Neither here, nor there. This movie looks fucking insane, wonderfully so, if the trailer is any indication.
Rumor: Daniel Craig has agreed to do one more James Bond movie
The will-they, won’t-they shit surrounding Daniel Craig and the Bond franchise continues to uh, emerge from the pop-culture rumor sphincter? Don’t really know where I was going with that metaphor. Hey whatever. Craig! Bond! One last ride?
