It’s Friday. Friday! Short week, and now its ending. So no one, no one will blame you for retiring to the rest room for a few moments after viewing this wondrous Black Widow cosplay. You earned it, folks. You earned it.
Cosplay: This BLACK WIDOW Ain’t Scarlett Johansson, But She Is A Bust. Puns. Puns Ahoy.
June 1st, 2012 by Caffeine PoweredAvengers x Papercraft = Adorable Renditions of Earth’s Mightiest
May 22nd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I still ain’t over Avengers. I’ve seen it four times, but this has nary an effect on my voracious appetite for more. I will have to sate myself on adorable pop culture particles that the film has generated, such as these Avengers papercraft products.
Joss Whedon Would Like More Females In ‘AVENGERS 2′, Moi Aussi!
May 15th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
One of Joss Whedon’s calling cards is his ability to write some powerful ladies. However no matter the success of Avengers, its lovely husk was filled with only one female lead. This is an occurrence our Lord Whedon would want to address in the sequel.
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
May 4th, 2012 by Budrickton
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
- You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
- You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
- You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
Video: First Scene From ‘AVENGERS’ Has Black Widow, Coulson, Whedon Time.
April 4th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Hey, do you want to see the first scene from Avengers? It’s got some Black Widow action. Some Agent Coulson action. Some Joss Whedon banter.
Hit the jump if you’re intrigued, yo!
New ‘AVENGERS’ Pics Are Busty, Brooding, Smokey. FLAWLESS.
March 26th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Oh hell yeah! Someone has delved into the Nethers and uncorked the Avengers Hype Machine. It’s showering us with promotional images, though most of them are just the gorgeous crew looking gorgeous if not a bit angsty. This newest batch is more of the same, with a bit of a Black Window push-up bra stylee.
‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.
February 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.
Hit the jump. Strike a pose.
Monday Morning Commute: Sorry About the Mess.
February 6th, 2012 by Rendar Frankenstein
I just woke up from a nap. The time-stamp on my compu-deck is 9:45PM. The natural inference is that I’m going to stay up too late, not get enough sleep, and drag ass all day tomorrow.
This is going to be a problem.
So how will I combat the First World Problem of being overtired at work? Well, with huge scoops of entertainment that’ll either sharpen my mind or further dull it! And how will I tell the lovely OL patrons which mind-bullets I’ll be loading into my metaphor-pistol? Why, with this very post – the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
C’mon, hop aboard and check out how I’ll be coping with the indentured servitude that is the forty-hour workweek. After you see which snake-oils I’m sipping on, hit up the comments section and show off your own curative elixirs.
Johansson As Black Widow Gives Me A Purple Priapism
May 9th, 2010 by Caffeine Powered
My sickness is growing. After seeing Iron Man 2 today, I came across this Double-Gulp cup at 7-Eleven. Yeah, I came across it. There’s a pun in there.
Scarlett Johansson tucked into form-fitting skirts and pleather for two hours almost broke me. She gives my erection an erection.
