Hello friends, this is Monday Morning Commute. The column where we share the various interests, annoyances, and niceties we’re looking forward to this week. How are you doing? Still moving them lungs, drawing the nutrients necessary to persist within the OMNIVERSE? That’s wonderful to hear. Check out what’s on my mind this week.
If your first grainy taste of Jamie Foxx as Electro wasn’t good enough, take this blast deep into your dome. It’s Sir Foxx as Max Dillon, the dorky malcontent that naturally goes on to throw down with Peter Parker.
Yeah, we’re going hard on the Only God Forgives tip around here. That’s the glory of your own small, unsponsored, marginally supported blog! You can do whatever you want! So here is the aforementioned poster which you may not care about, and that’s okay!
After the last Man of Steel trailer left my testicles wanting of reproductive juices, I decided I needed to change my opinion on David Goyer. So I was beginning to think maybe I should check out his show Da Vinci’s Demons. Now – fuck – I really need to get on the wagon. What is the cause of this imminent necessity? Two of my favorite writers will be penning episodes for the show’s second season.
I say goddamn! Let’s all do what I am inclined to do: get excited over some astronomical theorizing based off of computer simulations! There ain’t nothing like mathematical calculations postulating about Earth-sized planets to get my nipples leaking mud.
Back in the day, Sega didn’t give a fuck. It was high on cocaine and blast processing, throwing money at men, women, and new console iterations. One of those iterations that never saw the light of day was the Pluto, a Sega Saturn with built-in online capabilities. ‘Cause that used to be special. Now a prototype of this little pig has hit the internet.
Dave Perillo’s Empire Strikes Back poster is an adorable (albeit expensive) little morsel of nerdery I wish I could purchase. Seeing that I am poor (I originally typed porn here, if you want a look into my psyche), I must worship it from afar.
Hit the jump to check it out.
The minds behind Modern Warfare have yet to show the world their new IP, but the reveal inches closer. I’m pretty sure some Marketing Czar from EA said the studio would show something at EA, and now it comes out that they have registered a trademark for Titan.
There is a grand awakening coming! Millions upon millions of my fellow Lies Assassins and Truth Warriors are beginning to realize the uncomfortable truth. These brave folks are slowly coming to grips with the undeniable fact that our country is not our own. Democracy is a farce. For we are controlled by the Lizard People.
Robert Downey Jr.is a large part of why the Marvel movie universe has become the Marvel movie universe. So what becomes of that Universe when he leaves? Someday, we’re going to find out. The salient question is when that day shall come. In a recent GQ profile, Homeboy Jr. hints that he may only have three more years left in the superhero game.