#Miscellaneous

Hungarian ’2001: A Space Odyssey’ poster is incomprehensible beauty

2001- A Space Odyssey. Hungarian poster.

…cause like, I’m dumb, and a fat American, and I don’t speak Hungarian!

RIAN JOHNSON writing and directing ‘EPISODE VIII’, writing ‘Episode IX’ treatment

Rian Johnson

Of course huge Star Wars news drops while I’m on my way to a wedding. And away from my computer for an entire day. Of course.

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51% of BITCOIN MINING done by one ANONYMOUS entity

Homeboy is taking his talents to the fucking Bitcoin.

And there will be BITCOIN FREEDOM FOR ALL CRYPTOCURRENCY FREEDOM FREEDOM DAMN THE MAN BORDERLESS DRUG BUYING. Except now it seems that 51% of Bitcoin mining is coming from one anonymous source. Who, if you know fucking anything about Life, is the Steve Jobs-led Illuminati on a terraformed Mars.

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Amazon now feuding with Warner Bros, no more ‘LEGO MOVIE’ pre-orders

lego the movie

Man. Amazon’s already shitting on my lazy, entitled, complacent shitty life because of their beef with Hachette Books. I can’t fucking pre-order the new book in The Expanse! Fuck! Ya’ll forcing me to go to Barnes & Noble, and that’s some shit. But now they’re feuding with Warner Bros., and would-be buyers of LEGO Movie are paying the goddamn price.

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‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ poster features The Rocket and the Tree

the rocket

Makes sense that the first character poster for Guardians of the Galaxy is trumping up the Rocketing Raccoon and the Tree Guy. The fuzzy one is seeming like a soon-to-be-star, and Disney hasn’t missed a chance to point out that his body guard is voiced by Vinny Diesel. Behold the full version post-cut.

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‘EPISODE VII’ Set Photos: Real creatures, vehicles, sets, oh my

episode vii

These pictures have been on the Internet for like twelve hours now. Which in World Wide Web time, is a year and a half. In Fanboy-Geekstream time it’s something like three millenia. But I don’t care! I want to cover it. Here’s a batch of photos from an Episode VII set. They feature a gargantuan creature, some sets, and a vehicle. I know that there are those out there already all like “Listen excited fanboy, the Prequels actually had real sets, too.” I GET IT. Just let me be excited. I need this. For my mind.

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MPAA BANS New ‘SIN CITY: A DAME TO KILL FOR’ Poster

A Dame To Kill For.

The MPAA has banned this new poster for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For. It’s…it’s pretty saucy. But ban worthy? I don’t know, yo.

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‘TRUE DETECTIVE’ SEASON 2 to have three leads, explore the “PSYCHOSPHERE’

True Detective

Well, I’m glad that True Detective‘s second season doesn’t seem any less bonkers than its first. In addition to letting us know the show will have three leads, creator Nic Pizzolatto has revealed the show is exploring the Psychosphere of California. I have no idea what the fuck this means, but killer. Gnarly.

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COEN BROTHERS rewriting SPIELBERG’S Cold War Project. Confluence of awesome.

Coen Brothers.

It’s a power couple! Made up of three people! A Domination Triangle? Eh, whatever. The Coen Brothers are rewriting a script for Stevey Spielberg based on a true-life Cold War drama. I am fucking sold already, folks. Sold. Already.

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ABC RENEWS ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD.’ Plus! ‘AGENT CARTER’ greenlit!

Agents of SHIELD.

Fuck yeah! Agents of SHIELD has slowly become my most anticipated show of every week, starting right around its glorious integration with The Winter Soldier. Seeing what heights the show can hit, I was going to be pretty disappointed if it didn’t get a chance to continue on with its merry self. My fears?! Evaporated! Oh! And Agent fucking Carter! Coming to our television!

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