MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: Alien Tentacle Communication

April 22nd, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

WELCOME UFO PEOPLE.

Hello friends, this is Monday Morning Commute. The column where we share the various interests, annoyances, and niceties we’re looking forward to this week. How are you doing? Still moving them lungs, drawing the nutrients necessary to persist within the OMNIVERSE? That’s wonderful to hear. Check out what’s on my mind this week.

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OFFICIAL PIC: Jamie Foxx as MAX DILLON in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ Nerd ++

April 21st, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Oh hay.

If your first grainy taste of Jamie Foxx as Electro wasn’t good enough, take this blast deep into your dome. It’s Sir Foxx as Max Dillon, the dorky malcontent that naturally goes on to throw down with Peter Parker.

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‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ French Poster: Gosling’s glare kills my brovaries.

April 20th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Oh hey.

Yeah, we’re going hard on the Only God Forgives tip around here. That’s the glory of your own small, unsponsored, marginally supported blog! You can do whatever you want! So here is the aforementioned poster which you may not care about, and that’s okay!

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HICKMAN and FRACTION writing episodes of ‘DA VINCI’S DEMONS.’

April 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Da Vinci's Demons.

After the last Man of Steel trailer left my testicles wanting of reproductive juices, I decided I needed to change my opinion on David Goyer. So I was beginning to think maybe I should check out his show Da Vinci’s Demons. Now – fuck – I really need to get on the wagon. What is the cause of this imminent necessity? Two of my favorite writers will be penning episodes for the show’s second season.

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Alien solar system got TWO EARTH-SIZED WORLDS. No word on mouth-breathing quasi-monkeys like us.

April 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Sexy time courtesy of David A. Aguilar..jpg

I say goddamn! Let’s all do what I am inclined to do: get excited over some astronomical theorizing based off of computer simulations! There ain’t nothing like mathematical calculations postulating about Earth-sized planets to get my nipples leaking mud.

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IT LIVES! Check out a SEGA PLUTO PROTOTYPE. S’real, yo.

April 18th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Sega Pluto -- wut wut.

Back in the day, Sega didn’t give a fuck. It was high on cocaine and blast processing, throwing money at men, women, and new console iterations. One of those iterations that never saw the light of day was the Pluto, a Sega Saturn with built-in online capabilities. ‘Cause that used to be special. Now a prototype of this little pig has hit the internet.

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Dave Perillo strikes awesome with this ‘EMPIRE STRIKES BACK’ poster. I know, -1 for the pun.

April 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

This is no cave!

Dave Perillo’s Empire Strikes Back poster is an adorable (albeit expensive) little morsel of nerdery I wish I could purchase. Seeing that I am poor (I originally typed porn here, if you want a look into my psyche), I must worship it from afar.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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‘MODERN WARFARE’ creators Respawn Entertainment trademark ‘TITAN’

April 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

This is a game or something.

The minds behind Modern Warfare have yet to show the world their new IP, but the reveal inches closer. I’m pretty sure some Marketing Czar from EA said the studio would show something at EA, and now it comes out that they have registered a trademark for Titan

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12 MILLION AMERICANS believe (KNOW) LIZARD PEOPLE run the USA

April 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

The Lizard People!

There is a grand awakening coming! Millions upon millions of my fellow Lies Assassins and Truth Warriors are beginning to realize the uncomfortable truth. These brave folks are slowly coming to grips with the undeniable fact that our country is not our own. Democracy is a farce. For we are controlled by the Lizard People.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. teases leaving ‘IRON MAN’ in three years. Flaccid Repulsor Ray.

April 16th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr.is a large part of why the Marvel movie universe has become the Marvel movie universe. So what becomes of that Universe when he leaves? Someday, we’re going to find out. The salient question is when that day shall come. In a recent GQ profile, Homeboy Jr. hints that he may only have three more years left in the superhero game.

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