Welcome, friends. Welcome to Monday Morning Commute. The column where we announce (proudly?) the various things we’re going to enjoy across the next seven days. It’s an integral motion, you know. Enjoying things. Helps me personally get through ten hour work days. The calming influence that is having a movie-video-game-album-stroke-fest on the horizon.
Here are the subjects I shall be dabbling in.
No seriously, that’s what the promo image says. Something rad. And in case you don’t know, mofuckin’ Silver Surfer’s last name is Radd. So like. Yeah. You do the non-literal math.
Hit the jump for the full teaser.
Remember that story from a couple of weeks ago about Grand Theft Auto V being the most expensive game ever? Well, that appears to be fucking dust in the wind. Bro. Dust in the wind. The motherfucking franchise has raked in a cool, cool, one-billion dollars. In three days.
Yeah, this pretty much summarizes half of the wonderful stuff I come across in the Chris Hemsworth/Tom Hiddleston/Loki/Thor thats on Tumblr.
Nintendo’s stock has suffered its biggest drop in two years. Apparently it has nothing to do with the fact that no one is buying their Wiii-2, and everything to do with like speculation…that it was going to be promoted…in something… and stuff. Stuff way over my head. Like most things.
Fuck you, Non-Earth based volcanoes up in our solar system. We got the game on lockdown. Apparently underneath our Pacific Ocean lurks a 120,000 square mile giant. And if you don’t think this is the inter-dimensional portal from Pacific Rim, you’re dumb. Dumb!
This is one Sith you don’t want to mess with. Oh Darth Maul had like, a zillion horns? That’s cute. I’d much rather take on that ballerina dumb ass than this fearsome warrior.
Hit the jump for the full picture.
The World of Warcraft movie is really going to exist, huh? I can’t believe it. Every time I think it’s drifted into the Ether, some new development is rocketed around the inter-pipes. Forcing me to go, “oh yeah fuck, huh?” The latest example of this is the announcement of a filming start date.
…cause she uses a sword! I am so alone inside! My rotting guts hate me. And my shitty puns. Are they even puns anymore? Darkness is descending. Forever impeding.
James Spader. Don’t really think of him as a huge-movie, comic book motherfucker. But come 2015, all of that is going to change. The actor has signed on to play Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron Robots People. Interesting choice. I mean, I’m sure he’s capable. And wonderful. He’ll rock that dastardly robotic cock-fart excellently. Right? Still though, didn’t see this coming.