#May2019

‘Westworld’ Season 3 Trailer: Jesse Pinkman’s ennui-filled life in a world of robots

Man. This trailer for Westworld‘s third season is so intriguing that it makes me want to go back and endure its second. You see, I gave up about four episodes into the second installment of the overwrought, meandering mystery box. But, this shit seems so much more interesting than last season. Could it be a standalone? Probably not, but I can dream.

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‘Westworld’ creators have signed nine-figure deal with Amazon Studios. That’s a lot of money for a lot of pretentious bullshit!

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Jonathan Nolan and Lisa Joy, the creators of Westworld, have signed a nine-figure deal with Amazon. My word. People jizz over Westworld, but I don’t see it. It’s full of empty philosophy, meandering overwrought sequences, and boring narrative tricks. But, as I said, people jizz over the show. So on that level, it makes sense that Amazon would scoop them up.

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‘Westworld’ Season 3 adds Aaron Paul, bitch!

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Super obvious/weak/lame/dated headline aside, this is cool casting. Does it directly impact my viewing life? I’m not sure. Bateman and I tapped on the second season, as time is precious and there are only so many sweeping vistas and overwrought promulgation we could stomach. That said, who knows. Maybe I polish off the season while blogging, or taking a crap, or something.

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Bethesda sues ‘Westworld’ game creators alleging it steals ‘Fallout Shelter’ code. Why not, the show steals everything else!

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Real talk! I don’t think Westworld is very good! So, I’m using this moment to take a cheap shot at it. I apologize. This news, though? Bethesda is alleging that the makers of the Westworld game rips-off Fallout Shelter assets.

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Monday Morning Commute: Nervous about not being nervous

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Pop-quiz, dick heads! What does a tranquil, peaceful weekend mean, after a tumultuous spring? Does it mean that I’m feeling good about my mental health? Or, does it mean I’m incredibly skeptical, and wondering when the shoe will drop? If you guessed the former, you are beautiful and give me too much credit. Anyways, yeah! I feel good. It’s nice. It’s fleeting, oh I’m sure, but it’s nice. Thankfully, I have a good amount I’m either enjoying or going to be enjoying this week, and I’m about to drop them on your ass. After all, that’s the very point of this here Monday Morning Commute. Then, I hope you’ll share your own haunts and happenings in the comments section!

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Weekend Open Bar: Let’s Get Weird!

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Let’s get weird, motherfuckers! ‘Cause it’s the weekend! Let’s get weird, motherfuckers! Cause it’s the weekend, and it’s the twentieth of April! You know! That day. That probably means nothing to you!

But that said, this week it’s the Weekend Open Dispensary! Ha, get it?

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‘Westworld’ Season 2 Trailer: The Reckoning Is Here

Hype. Increasing.

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‘Westworld’ Season 2 Trailer: I Want To Live, Not Merely Survive

I…I can’t keep up with all the fucking content dropping today at SDCC. I tap! I yield! My geek glands, full milked. I tap! I yield! Oh, you say here take this Westworld season 2 teaser? I…I suppose I must.

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‘Westworld’ actress Shannon Woodward joins ‘The Last of Us Part 2’

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The Last of Us Part 2 has picked up a fan favorite from Westworld, Shannon Woodward.

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‘Han Solo’ Movie Adds ‘Westworld’ Fave Thandie Newton

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Thandie Newton has joined the cast of the Han Solo movie. She…she gotta be playing Han Solo’s wife, right?

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