#May2020

Tom Cruise is partnering with SpaceX to shoot a movie in space. This dude is a mad man, and I fucking love it.

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Tom Cruise fucking loves doing his own stunts. And, it appears he wants to love doing his own stunts in space. Brother has partnered with SpaceX to make it happen, and Christ I really hope it does.

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Tom Cruise announces title of ‘Top Gun 2’, ‘Top Gun: Maverick’

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Do titles matter anymore? Asking for a friend. Me. I’m asking for me. ‘Cause Top Gun 2 is titled Top Gun: Maverick, and I can’t tell if it’s fine, cumbersome, or irrelevant.

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‘Top Gun 2’ is definitely happening according to Tom Cruise, cause why not

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Top Gun 2 is definitely happening, according to Xenu’s right hand man. The Cruise shall be bringing it to life, and the film will reportedly be directed by Joseph Kosinski.

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‘The Mummy’ Trailer: An Impossible Mission By Any Other Name

Man. I like Tom Cruise. I like the Mission: Impossible movies. But if this trailer is any indication I’m pretty bummed that The Mummy has now just become another cookie-cutter Tom Cruise/Mission: Impossible jam.

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‘The Mummy’ Teaser Trailer: Cruise Is Running. This Time From A Mummy

Tom Cruise returning for ‘Mission: Impossible 6’, Xenu Bless Him

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The fourth Mission: Impossible was a fun movie. The fifth Mission: Impossible was a fun movie. So, let’s keep the fucking Fun Movie Train Going. Viva la Cruise, viva la his Thetan Levels.

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‘Edge of Tomorrow’ Sequel is moving forward, Doug Liman directing

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I enjoyed Edge of Tomorrow, but it was my no means a runaway success. That said, I’m excited that it is getting a sequel, even if I have no idea what the fuck it it will look like.

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Oh: Tom Cruise starring in reboot of ‘The Mummy’

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Whelp, I didn’t see this coming. I mean, don’t front. You didn’t see this coming either. But I will see this movie.

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‘Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation’ Trailer #2: Fast Cars, Danger, Fire, and Knives

‘Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation’ Trailer: Kick Reason To The Curb