Taika Waititi wants to direct another Marvel movie. Let’s fucking GO, Feige. Get this done!

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Taika Waititi is responsible for, at the very least, a Top Three movie in Marvel Studios’ catalog. So, him wanting to do another movie for the company? Has me fully torqued.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ getting an anime opening is the most wonderful thing you’ll see today

Thor: Ragnarok and its fandom are the gifts that keep fucking giving, my dudes.

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‘Men In Black’ reboot reteams Tessa Thompson with Chris Hemsworth. This is ragnarockin’, my dudes

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Man, this is fucking wild casting. Tessa Thompson is rejoining Chris Hemsworth for the Men In Black reboot, after crushing it together in Thor: Ragnarok.

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Monday Morning Commute: Perpetual Fatigue Machine

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…and a fucking hearty salutation to everyone! As I predicted last week, it seems that Tuesday Evenings are the new Monday Morning this semester. I’m going to level with you folks, I’m fucking tired these days. My malignant malaise is equal parts Being In The Teeth of the Semester, Chemical Imbalance, and an Ever Increasing Lack of Sunlight.

Why, just mustering up this column begs a good amount out of me.

You know, after a ten hour work day.

You know, after going to the gym.

You know, after unpacking my bags.

You know, after walking the dog.

So on, and so forth.

But, I’m here. Hopefully, you are too. This is Monday Morning Commute. On a Tuesday Evening. Within these walls, I’m going to tell you what’s getting me through the week.

What I’m watching.

What I’m playing.

Et cetera.

I hope you’ll join me in the comments section with your own happenings.

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Weekend Open Bar: Now serving Cultural Rot-Gut, extra seasoning

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It’s the fucking Weekend, dude. It’s fucking Weekend, dude, and not a moment too soon.

This hermetic, extroverted-introvert has been stumbling through this week. Somewhat, nay, totally viewing Friday afternoon as a refuge seemingly never arriving. Last weekend’s Weddings Doubleheader just left me goddamn mentally depleted. Look at all the fucking italics! Look at all the emphasis! Delirious! Drunk off emotional expenditure!

It’s the fucking Weekend, dude. It’s fucking Weekend, dude, and not a moment too soon.

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Monday Morning Commute: a canopy of lights and leeches

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It seems that Monday Morning Commute dropping on Tuesdays is going to be status quo for this semester’s installments. For that, I apologize. For that, I fall upon a rusty sword forged from old Diet Dew cans and crunchy socks filled with old spillings of my proto-children.  If you’re wondering how that’s any different than when I fall upon my futon to do some nightly reading, I can only say this. Touché.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Promo Clip: The Odinson Upon The Throne

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New Thor: Ragnarok promo clip! It finds the Odison upon the throne, or something. I don’t know. I’ve placed myself on a media blackout for the movie, because I’m fucking sweating it.

After the jump because Marvel put this thing on piece of shit Twitter video.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ TV Spot: Meet The Revengers

Not watching this spot. I’m tagging out, stoked enough, want to see as little as possible of the movie prior to my viewing. However, I do know that Thor refers to his team as the “Revengers” and I’m in love.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Teaser: It’s Main Event Time!

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Apparently, Marvel dropped a new Thor: Ragnarok TV spot last night. It’s got a bit more glorious Thor vs. Hulk action, which is specifically why I’m not fucking watching it. Christ, it seems everything in a blockbuster movie must be revealed prior to viewing it in the theater.

After the jump, ’cause Marvel is garbage and sent it out in a Tweet.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Japanese Trailer: Now With 100% More Doctor Strange

You may remember, Marvel Scrubs and Fanboys, that the Doctor Strange stinger set-up his presence in Thor: Ragnarok. However, thus far Mystical Tony Stark hasn’t been present in any of the promotional materials. Well, that changes with the release of the Japanese trailer.

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