Quentin Tarantino ‘Star Trek’ movie will be R-Rated, penned by ‘The Revenant’ writer. This is wonderful madness.

quentin tarantino r rated star trek

I love all of this so much. Quentin Tarantino’s Star Trek movie is going to be Rated R, and penned by the dude who wrote The Revenant. It’s so fucking weird that I can’t help but get excited.

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Watch: ‘The Revenant’ x ‘Tony Hawk’ = ‘Leonardo DiCaprio’s Pro Revenant’

Weekend Open Bar: What Lies Beyond Doom? (Hope).

what lies beyond doom - hope.

It’s the fucking weekend, baby. Kick open the doors to the Bar. Grab your favorite drink. Just reach behind the counter, and throw it down your esophagus-pipes. I won’t charge ya. Let the burn wash over you. And then saddle up next to me. This is Weekend Open Bar, the gathering at the InternetWateringHole where those willing join me in camaraderie.

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2016 Oscar Nominations; A Lovely Day for ‘Mad Max’, ‘The Revenant’

Fury Road.

Here are your 2016 Oscar Nominations, featuring a good amount of love being thrown towards my movie of 2016, Mad Max. What do you think of the list? Truthfully, I don’t really give a fuck about award shows. Famous people masturbating other famous people for doing famous things. But they’re like reviews: if they support my own feelings, I love the nominations. If they don’t — fuck em’, they’re bullshit anyways! Still though — no Coogler? No Michael B. Jordan? No Theron? Bummer.

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Monday Morning Commute: Deus Ex Slopculture


It’s another edition of Monday Morning Commute, folks. Borne up out of the primordial sludge that are my synapses. Rotted neuro-wires shooting electricity aimlessly across the hollowed-dome of my brain-piece. My poor taste strained through the rotting diaper filled with the refuse of a consumed Elder One’s husk.

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Monday Morning Commute: A CyberRot Celebration!


It’s 2016! And if I’m not mistaken, this is my first post of the NuYear. I’m just fucking lazy these days, man. Or perhaps I’m just more prone to spending whatever free time I can with my wife, friends, and family. So I took the weekend off! Sue me! But I’m here, now. In the NuYear, with the NuMe!

This is Monday Morning Commute. The weekly column where we all get together and share what we’re up to during a given week. The books we are reading, the movies we are watching, the food we are eating.

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‘The Revenant’ International Trailer: I Ain’t Afraid To Die Anymore

My brain-stem and rot-guts are so ready for this movie.

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‘The Revenant’ Character Posters – Frostbitten Leo and Tom

Revenant - Leo

Give me this movie. Give me this movie right in my existential guts.

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‘The Revenant’ Poster: DiCaprio slept in a carcass (to get an Oscar, obvi)


The Revenant is probably my most anticipated movie of Q4, outside of that one Forceful release. And man, do the tales surrounding the movie continue to be outstanding.

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‘The Revenant’ Trailer: He Was Buried Right

Fucking. Yes. The latest jam from the mind behind Birdman looks pretty goddamn thrilling. Like, white-knuckled, pinched-genitals type thrilling.

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