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‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: Simon Pegg has *omfg?* filmed a “Secret Role.”
GASP! GASPGASPCHOKEONDRINK. Simon Pegg has filmed a “Secret Role” in Episode 77: S7ar Wars: Solo In The Jungle Falcon, Watch Out For That Tree Door!. If this shit is true, I imagine it as nothing more than some sort of cameo giving a lifelong Star Wars fan a part as a hook-up.
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Harrison Ford injured by MILLENNIUM FALCON on ‘Star Wars’ set
Here’s one way to confirm that the Millennium Falcon is going to be in S7ar Wars: Episode 7 – Don’t Call It A Comeback (But Maybe Call It A Cash Grab). The fucking Falcon dinged out Old Man Ford today while on set. More like HAN OHNOMYFUCKINGANKLE amirite? #selfhate #poortaste #inappropriateiknow
JOSH TRANK (‘Fantastic Four’, ‘Chronicle’) directing ‘STAR WARS’ spin-off
All the fucking Disney News! ALL OF IT. ‘Cause, you know. The Mouse owns Marvel and Star Wars, brewing up my childhood in a terrifying Mono-Culture Brew. After Dr. Strange’s directorial announcement yesterday comes today’s Star Wars spin-off reveal. THE MOUSE SHALL TAKE OUR MONEY AND DRINK OUR CULTURAL BLOOD.
Moar ‘EPISODE VII’ Set Photos: Classic Spaceships Bein’ Built
Yes, I’m going to post these new set photos. No, I’m not going to specify which classic spaceships. Yes, the internet has probably already ruined it for you. Putting potential spoilers in post titles for cheap clicks > preserving the sanctity of the first viewing in this day and age.
‘GODZILLA’ director GARETH EDWARDS helming first ‘STAR WARS’ STANDALONE FLICK
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BUY A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN AT STOP & SHOP WITH NEWS LIKE THIS BREAKING? One minute I leave the house. Then I’m on my phone AND STAR WARS-SHIT IS BLOWING UP. Had to punch an old lady in the kidney to get through the doors faster. FART IN A FUCKING LITTLE KID’S FACE to cut the self-checkout. But here I am. Telling you this: Gareth Edwards is in charge of the first Star Wars movie. NOW CAN I COOK MY FUCKING BROCCOLI? Edwards? Love or hate Godzilla, he has a gorgeous eye. The writer for this standalone flick? Fucking gross.
‘EPISODE VII’ Video: New alien revealed, help children, physical set locations
Okay let’s not be classless and focus on what society totally tells us is the most important part about this video okay okay okay. There’s an opportunity for us all to donate to Star Wars: Force For Change and receive a variety of rewards. But we’ll do it for humanity. Right? Right! OKAYFUCK. Now can I talk about how awesome it is that S7ar Wars is shooting on real sets? And using physical models like we see for its creatures? Am I allowed? FUCK. I’M EXCITED. See it for yourself.
‘RED FIVE’ could be ‘STAR WARS’ standalone flick
If you believe the rumor mill, Red Five could be an upcoming Star Wars standalone flick. My question though — how would this work? Hamill is old as fuck, and I can’t imagine that they’d cast him in a standalone. Recast the Skywalker? Daring. How about — let me dream — this is an animated flick? Pixar? Let me dream, assholes.
Rumor: ORIGINAL unf**ked ‘STAR WARS’ TRILOGY coming to Blu-Ray.
Shout out to our own community member Seth for drawing this to my attention. It couldn’t be. It can’t be. I’d cry too hard. It makes too much sense. But yes! The original, unfucked, pristine Star Wars trilogy may be sauntering onto Blu-Ray? Don’t fuck around with me, Rumor Bros!
First “EPISODE VII’ photo released as filming begins
YeahokayIknowthisisntreallyafuckingphotofromthemoviepersay. But hey, I’m a Star Wars fanboy, and you’re on my site. I hope that either you’re down with the Force, or can at least accept me despite my flaws. ‘Cause I’m beautiful! And you’re beautiful! And here’s a photo! Acknowledging filming has begun! From Bad Robot’s Twitter.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ TITLE REVEALED. MAYBE.
The working title for Star Wars: Episode VII may have been revealed. It may not have been. This is the Internet. Where everybody’s opinion doesn’t count, and no one is held accountable! Let’s play the game!
