Rumor: ‘Mr. Robot’ creator may write the Obi-Wan Kenobi ‘Star Wars’ anthology film

mr robot star wars anthology kenobi film

Oh man. Oh man, oh man! Don’t know what to make of this, if it is even true. The first season of Mr. Robot was some of my favorite television in the past five or so years. That said, I found the second season of Mr. Robot to be an unbearable train wreck. So, I guess I’ll split the difference and be cautiously optimistic.

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Rumor: Michael B. Jordan may play Boba Fett in ‘Star Wars’ standalone film

Michael B. Jordan

Michael B. Jordan as Boba Fett? Listen — I get it — Boba Fett is supposed to be some annoying ass New Zealand kid or something. Michael B. Jordan decidedly is not. But he’s a great fucking actor, and that’s what I want in my SWU. Great fucking actors. (And I mean, is this even going to come to fruition? I doubt it.)

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‘Star Wars: Rogue one’ has cast Jiang Wen

Rogue One.

Here’s a new dollop of slop pseudo-news from the bucket of Star Wars banality that I eat from constantly.

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Maybe: Leaked image reveals every ‘Star Wars’ movie scheduled through 2020


This leaked photo is purporting to show the Star Wars movies’ release schedule through 2020. With Kenobi! Hell yes. I have my doubts, though.

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Aaron Paul teases his role as Young Han Solo in ‘Star Wars’ spin-off movie

My dreams are coming true. #StarWars

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Rumor: Darth Vader to appear in ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’


I suppose it makes sense to cram the eternally-fucking-marketable Darth Vader into a film that takes place during his reign. Right?

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Official: ‘Star Wars’ Han Solo movie coming; helmed by ‘LEGO MOVIE’ directors


Holy crap. How do you get me to care about a Star Wars flick about Young Han Solo? In a fucking hurry? Eradicating my reservations? Put the minds behind LEGO Movie in charge of it.

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Forest Whitaker cast in ‘Star Wars: Rogue One’

Foresst Whitkasers

Well, fuck. Star Wars: Rogue One is getting itself a thick, beefy collection of talent.

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Matthew Vaughn & Jon Favreau considered for second ‘Star Wars’ Anthology flick, starring Solo and Fett

Harrison Ford / Han Solo

Two pretty mediocre directors are being considered for the second Star Wars Anthology flick. Oh, and the potential story for the film seems pretty drab, too.

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‘Star Wars: Rogue One’ News: Diego Luna joins the cast

rogue one

Who is Diego Luna? This ignorant pig doesn’t know! But I will know sooner than later, given that he’s joined the cast to a fucking Star Wars movie.

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