Oh man. Oh man, oh man! Don’t know what to make of this, if it is even true. The first season of Mr. Robot was some of my favorite television in the past five or so years. That said, I found the second season of Mr. Robot to be an unbearable train wreck. So, I guess I’ll split the difference and be cautiously optimistic.

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Michael B. Jordan as Boba Fett? Listen — I get it — Boba Fett is supposed to be some annoying ass New Zealand kid or something. Michael B. Jordan decidedly is not. But he’s a great fucking actor, and that’s what I want in my SWU. Great fucking actors. (And I mean, is this even going to come to fruition? I doubt it.)

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Here’s a new dollop of slop pseudo-news from the bucket of Star Wars banality that I eat from constantly.

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This leaked photo is purporting to show the Star Wars movies’ release schedule through 2020. With Kenobi! Hell yes. I have my doubts, though.

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My dreams are coming true. #StarWars

A photo posted by Aaron Paul (@glassofwhiskey) on Jul 7, 2015 at 9:10pm PDT

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I suppose it makes sense to cram the eternally-fucking-marketable Darth Vader into a film that takes place during his reign. Right?

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Holy crap. How do you get me to care about a Star Wars flick about Young Han Solo? In a fucking hurry? Eradicating my reservations? Put the minds behind LEGO Movie in charge of it.

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Well, fuck. Star Wars: Rogue One is getting itself a thick, beefy collection of talent.

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Two pretty mediocre directors are being considered for the second Star Wars Anthology flick. Oh, and the potential story for the film seems pretty drab, too.

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Who is Diego Luna? This ignorant pig doesn’t know! But I will know sooner than later, given that he’s joined the cast to a fucking Star Wars movie.

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