#November2016
‘Snowpiercer’ Is Being Turned Into a TV Show Courtesy Of TNT
Snowpiercer is getting the TV show adaptation-treatment-time. Why? Why not? Who knows. It’s going to be on TNT. Take that for what it is worth.
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Netflix funding director Bong Joon-Ho’s (‘Snowpiercer’) next movie
Snowpiercer was dope. Maybe not worth the effusive accolades the internet slathered about its robust chest, praising it and rubbing, praising it and rubbing. But dope. And so I’m glad to see that someone is stepping up to funding director Bong Joon-Ho’s next movie.
Weekend Open Bar: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, Yo.
Come one, come all into the Weekend Open Bar. The one-stop Tavern at the end of the Intergalactic Internets for all of us degenerates to gather. Spend two days of revelry, madness, drunken babbling, and overall hearty times within these dementia-slicked walls.
Monday Morning Commute: Fight Like A Crow
We gotta get the ventilation system working here on the Space-Ship Omega. Okay. I know that. My phlegm-farts have been stinking up my cabin, floating through the grates, and now your milk steaks taste like ass soup. Apologies. In the meantime, let’s all indulge in some Monday Morning Commute. The one-stop shop for sharing all the easy, breezy, beautiful things you’re looking forward to this week. Just don’t list “my milk steak not tasting like your rectal leakage” as something to be anticipated. Please. I get it. Okay.
Monday Morning Commute: Days of Present Apologies
Greetings, Earthlings! Martians! Transdimensional Omnigendered Omnisexual Multi-Dolphins! This is Monday Morning Commute. It’s currently Memorial Day here in the Empire, which means most of us are stuffed with hormone-soaked meats and oat sodas. But sadly the day shall pass, the long weekend shall end, and we will be (those of us fortunate enough to have the days off) staring into the Gaping Maw of the Work Week. This column is the various things I am looking forward to, to yank me through the shortened grind. Share your own dalliances, fools!
‘SNOWPIERCER’ finally gets U.S. release date. Set for Summer 2014
Snowpiercer finally has its United States release date! And fucking guess what! It may be coming out in the summer, but the Weinstein Czars certainly have buried the release in a pile of the proverbial frosted flakes! Holy shit.
Buy These Flippin’ Comics!!! (1.29.14) – Let’s Open Up the Mailbag!
Wednesday has arrived, and you guys all know what that means, right? Of course you do, or you wouldn’t be here. It’s comic book day, and man are there a ton of titles dropping right on our faces this week! And I’m here to tell you about ‘em. Meanwhile, CaffPow says I gotta do some housecleaning and start answering all the mail I’ve got piled up in the OL offices. To be honest I am more than worried that the mail might contain death threats, anthrax, or comped copies of Superior Spider-Man (you can’t make me read that shit! – I won’t!), but I’m going to suffer through it for you, my beloved fans. All six of you (hi Grandma!).
So let’s get to the comics and the fanmail and the lying cats and the space cowboys, mmkay?
A full list of this weeks comics can be found HERE.
‘SNOWPIERCER’ International Trailer: The Sci-Fi We Deserve
If you haven’t been following the news: Snowpiercer is a universally acclaimed science-fiction flick. It’s been bought up by those Weinstein fucks, who are insisting on original-cut-of-Blade-Runner levels of amendments to the movie. There’s been a back and forth, with the director and we haven’t gotten the movie due to it. Here’s an international trailer (complete with synopsis ’cause…you know, trailer’s in Japanese) teasing what we’re missing.
