#June2020

Scientists have now mapped 20 percent of the ocean floor! Wait, that’s it? Creatures lurking!

scientists mapped 20 percent ocean floor

I know we’re supposed to be like: fucking┬ásweet, scientists have mapped 20% of the ocean floor. However, man! That means there’s 80% still┬ánot mapped. What horrors and thrills lie below?!

Read the rest of this entry »

Scientists have grown “mini-brains” in petri dish using Neanderthal DNA. What could go wrong?

scientists mini brains neanderthal dna scientists mini brains neanderthal dna

Hey! Fuck it, right? The world is on fire. Might as well grow some fucking “mini-brains” using┬áNeanderthal DNA. Let’s go for broke, friends.

Read the rest of this entry »

Scientists have detected a green glow in Mars atmosphere. The Red Planet impresses!

scientists green glow mars

Scientists have confirmed what they have suspected for forty-years. The motherfucking Martian atmosphere has a green glow. Hell yeah, my dudes.

Read the rest of this entry »

Scientists have created an AI to figure out the structure of the Universe. Crack that code, robo-genius!

scientists ai universe

Scientists in Japan have created an AI to determine the structure of the Universe! And, other happy horseshit like unraveling the mysteries surrounding dark matter. Sounds rad as fuck! Go (not truly) AI, go!

Read the rest of this entry »

Scientists place humans in “suspended animation” for the first time. The future is fucking wild, friends.

scientists human suspended animation

Well, shit is interesting. Scientists have placed humans into “suspended animation” for the first time. The future simply does not fuck around.

Read the rest of this entry »

Scientists have found that some storms are so strong they shake the ocean floor. STORMQUAKES, my dudes!

stormquakes

Some storms? Them motherfuckers are so powerful that they shake the ocean floor. And, they have an equally bad ass name. Stormquakes! Hell yeah.

Read the rest of this entry »

BIONIC EYE Expected To Help Blind See By 2014. YEAH, SCIENCE.

Ah, this is some wonderful post-humanism shit right here. I don’t know why we aren’t vat growing organs and appendages yet (I’m sure there are good reasons, I just don’t want to know them), but this is equally outstanding. Bionic eye time! Cyeah!

Read the rest of this entry »