#February2020

Scientists have created an AI to figure out the structure of the Universe. Crack that code, robo-genius!

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Scientists in Japan have created an AI to determine the structure of the Universe! And, other happy horseshit like unraveling the mysteries surrounding dark matter. Sounds rad as fuck! Go (not truly) AI, go!

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Scientists place humans in “suspended animation” for the first time. The future is fucking wild, friends.

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Well, shit is interesting. Scientists have placed humans into “suspended animation” for the first time. The future simply does not fuck around.

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Scientists have found that some storms are so strong they shake the ocean floor. STORMQUAKES, my dudes!

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Some storms? Them motherfuckers are so powerful that they shake the ocean floor. And, they have an equally bad ass name. Stormquakes! Hell yeah.

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BIONIC EYE Expected To Help Blind See By 2014. YEAH, SCIENCE.

Ah, this is some wonderful post-humanism shit right here. I don’t know why we aren’t vat growing organs and appendages yet (I’m sure there are good reasons, I just don’t want to know them), but this is equally outstanding. Bionic eye time! Cyeah!

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