#April2013

‘LOOPER’ DIRECTOR Rian Johnson working on CYBERPUNK script. GOD DAMN YES.

Rian Johnson.

Oh sweet baby Jesus, Rian Johnson is working on a cyberpunk script. This douchebag (hi!) and cyberpunk go together like latex bondage porn and autoerotic asphyxiation. I am literally hardened at every point on my body where blood can flow to just thinking about this. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

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‘PACIFIC RIM’ early buzz is that it is monster-bashing bliss. I’m torqued.

Pacific Rim is the dopeness.

Pacific Rim is the sort of movie that is trying to surf a very specific niche. Should it slide the fuck off the rail, it is going to bash its goddamn skull and bleed suck everywhere. Should it succeed? Way gnarls, bro. Early reports is that the movie is totally fantastic, and that has this dude doing cartwheels. (What did I just type?)

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Video: Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ redone as 8 Bit video game. Time travel, amirite.

Looper hasn’t even come out yet (unfortunately), and it has already received a retrofitting. Ain’t nothing that says love from the geek community like taking an appreciated commodity and dipping it into an 8 bit well.

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‘LOOPER’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Time travelling murderers got the swagger.

Dudes who can exploit the time stream to murder motherfuckers have certainly got the swank life on lockdown. All it takes is you shedding any sense of soul, and you can totally make the big bucks. It also adds to the allure of whatever sort of beautiful bitties or boys you drag him at the end of the evening. Me? Oh yeah. I just destroy folks manipulating time and space. No big deal.

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NEW ‘LOOPER’ TRAILER: Bullets and Paradoxes For The Win

How good is this new trailer for Looper? It uses dubstep, and I don’t hate it. I’m serious.

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‘LOOPER’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Time Travelling Telekinesis Time

…okay so I couldn’t help but gloom onto a little thing is this glorious international trailer for Looper. There’s a quickly passing scene where a billboard advertises some sort of product giving you telekinesis. It’s the little, the minute, that’ll populate and build this world I can’t help to experience. Can’t wait.

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‘LOOPER’ TRAILER: This Movie Looks F**king Insane.

Here we go! Here we go, here we go, here we go! Official trailer for Looper, and god dammit it actually looks better  than my already anticipant ass was expecting.

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Rian Johnson’s ‘LOOPER’ Gets Official Poster. I Get Groin Drip.

Boinggggggggggggggg. The official poster for Looper  has been revealed. I don’t think it’s a particularly fantastic poster, as it seems to riff super-hard on the Source Code vibe. Just ruthlessly grinding all over it. Who gives a fuck though, the poster is yet another herald for the film’s forthcoming release.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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First Look: Joseph Gordon-Levitt As Young Bruce Willis In ‘LOOPER’ Time-Bulge

I knew when I heard that Joseph Gordon-Levitt was donning  prosthetics  to play a young Bruce Willis in Looper  we were going to be in for a treat. I was right! The delicious warmth of correctness washing over me. This weekend at WonderCon us humanoids got our first look at this JGL-as-B-MFin-W, and it’s a bit ridiculous, a lot amazing.

Hit the jump for the glory.

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In ‘Looper’, Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wears Prosthetics To Look Like Bruce Willis.

I can’t wait for Rian Johnson’s ‘Looper’. Time travel, Bruce Willis, Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Beast mode initialized. Yet, it’s so so far away. Johnson recently spoke a bit about the plot, as well as the JGL-Bruce Willis acting connection.

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