#July2019

‘Mortal Kombat’ movie casts ‘The Raid’ star Joe Taslim as Sub-Zero and now I’m listening, friends

mortal kombat movie joe taslim sub zero

The bad: James Wan is directing the new Mortal Kombat movie. Granted, I haven’t seen his horror flicks. But, man. His Fast & Furious installment and Aquaman? Woof. The good: Joe Taslim has been cast as Sub-Zero. So, I suppose we’ll see.

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James Wan is producing a new ‘Mortal Kombat’ movie

Mortal Kombat

James Wan (Furious 7) is producing a new Mortal Kombat movie. This doesn’t really do anything for me. Other than making me want to rewatch the original flick.

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Scorpion from ‘MORTAL KOMBAT’ drunk as hell in classic paintings

Drunk-Scorpion!

The conceit is simple, yet brilliant. A drunk as hell Scorpion stumbling through classic paintings. It’s the little things folks! The little things.

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Patrick Cooper wants to take us to ‘VIOLENCE HIGH.’ Dope Film Analysis++

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Friend of the site — nay! — friend of the Brothers Omega in general Patrick Cooper is undertaking a pretty gnarly task. Said Cooper wants to analyze how “real-life tragedies brought about a paradigm shift in the way films about school violence focused their narratives”, which sounds incredibly delicious in a mind-stretching wanky sort of way.

Coop hopes to translate this son of a bitch into a book, and God love him I hope he does. Hit the jump  a taste his analytical aspirations.

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Kano and Raiden Lay Out Little Douches Mortal Kombat Style!

Mortal Kombat : The Bumrush Is INC

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Mortal Kombat Will Fuck Up Oregon Trail. Seriously.

Absurd.

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This is utterly fucking ridiculous. I love it.