#October2013
MARVEL shopping MASSIVE TV PACKAGE. Four Dramas, and a Miniseries. Aiight!
How much Marvel is too much Marvel? The House That Adolf Disney built is hoping that our answer to that query is “there is no such thing.” That is, if these reports are to be believed. And I believe them. Why? ‘Cause why wouldn’t Marvel be trying to capitalize on the success of Agents of Boring Rote Procedurals?
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DAN SLOTT and MIKE ALLRED planning something ‘RAD’ for MARVEL.
No seriously, that’s what the promo image says. Something rad. And in case you don’t know, mofuckin’ Silver Surfer’s last name is Radd. So like. Yeah. You do the non-literal math.
Hit the jump for the full teaser.
VIN DIESEL originally met with MARVEL regarding a NEW IP. OH TO DREAM.
Fuck whatever set of circumstances has dragged Vin Diesel away from the opportunity to create a new IP in the Marvel Movie Universe. Clearly it wasn’t Marvel saying no. No one could be that daft. No one! So shame on whatever sort of Cosmic Joke is responsible for this. Shame.
New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ EMPIRE MAGAZINE IMAGES: MY MJOLNIR IS READY.
The newest Empire Magazine has something like thirty-three trillion new images from Thor: The Dark World. Marvel in the beauty of the Hammer-Wielding Beauty. Scoff at those who get to bask in his presence, knowing full well that you are much more deserving.
Or at the very least, hit the jump to check them out.
Kevin Feige reveals ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ VILLIAN, as well as when it takes place.
Confused? Not sure how the honey-suckled teats of Guardians of the Galaxy are going to fit into the warm maw of Marvel’s mouth? Kevin Feige got you, friends. He got you.
Here’s WHEDON on how Ultron will be different in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Ultron is going to be different in Avengers: Age of Ultron. We know that. We know that because he ain’t going to be created by Ant-Man, a fact that still has certain sects of geeks furiously ripping their pubes out in rage. But how is he going to differ? This week in Entertainment Weekly J-Whedon opened up (a little bit, duh) about his take on Ultron.
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN Miles Morales DEFINITELY COMING to regular MARVEL U. Lame.
Miles Morales was really neat because he was a half-Hispanic, half-African American who was the Spider-Man of the UMU. Well, now he’s coming to the regular Marvel U. And he’ll be just one Spider-Person among a deluge of clones, dumb asses, Doc Ock, and others. This has me significantly bummed.
FEIGE SAYS: MARVEL has MOVIES PLANNED THROUGH 2021. Aiight.
When I first came across this story, the headlines were sexier than the actual nougat. Why does the nougat never taste as delicious on my tongue-tip? Eh?
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER: LOKI + BRO TEAM-UP FLICK
A new trailer for the second movie starring the character that I proved last week is empirically the greatest superhero of all time. What more do you need? Fall to your knees and thank the Lightning Lord.
WHEDON: Thanos was never the NEXT VILLAIN. Would love FURY on S.H.I.E.L.D. show.
Another day, another batch of Joss Whedon sound bites. Eh, I don’t care! I’m the speculation swine! I smack my lips all over the delicious morsels of news regarding Avengers 2. I am gluttonous, I hate myself, but I cannot stop.
