‘Indiana Jones 5’ Casts Mads Mikkelsen. Dude Gotta Be The Baddie, Right?

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Here’s the first official Indiana Jones 5 news that has tweaked my nipples. In a rotating, erotic manner. The movie has cast Mads Mikkelsen in an undisclosed role. Hey now! Fuck yeah, now! But if he ain’t the villain, they’ve obviously fucked up.

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‘Indiana Jones 5’ adds Phoebe Waller-Bridge as its female lead, John Williams doing score. This is happening, huh?

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Well, it appears that Phoebe Waller-Bridge has joined the cast of Indiana Jones 5 and John Williams will be doing its score. I gotta confess, I forgot this shit is happening, and I sort of really wish it wasn’t. No Spielberg. Old-as-fuck Ford. Just, I don’t know. Let glorious, sleeping dogs lie.

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‘Indiana Jones 5’ is being written by ‘Solo’ writer Jonathan Kasdan. I’m officially more stoked

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Well, if Jonny Kasdan proved anything with Solo, it’s that he gets how to write a lovable rake.. So, I’m fucking all-in on him writing Indiana Jones 5.

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‘Indiana Jones 5’ Officially Happening, Arriving In 2019

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Indiana Jones And The Struggles Of Being A Calcium-Deficient Bad Ass is happening, folks. And it’s coming in 2019.

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George Lucas did not contribute to the ‘Indiana Jones 5’ story

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According to the screenwriter of Indy 5, George Lucas did not contribute to the script or story. This should assuage some of the fears regarding the movie, yes?

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John Williams is scoring ‘Indiana Jones 5’ and ‘Star Wars: Episode VIII’

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John Williams is still alive? Are we sure he isn’t in cryogenic storage, and they unfreeze him whenever they need to pose him as he “composes” another Lucasfilm movie? Are you sure? ‘Cause I ain’t.

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‘Indiana Jones 5’ being written by ‘Jurassic Park’ writer

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How awesome is this? Spielberg and Ford are reuniting for Indiana Jones 5, and they’re bringing the writer from the classic Jurassic Park. (He was also co-writer on Crystal Skull, and Lost World, but shhh.)

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Ford and Spielberg returning to ‘Indiana Jones’ for 2019 film

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Indiana Jones is back on, folks. Ford. Spielberg. New movie. 2019.

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Spielberg says he’s making ‘Indiana Jones 5’ with Harrison Ford

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I guess we ain’t getting an Indiana Jones relaunch after all. Spielberg has let slip that he’s probably going to be making Indiana Jones 5, and he’s bringing his boy Harry Ford along for the ride. Now, uh, just don’t let Lucas have a hand in it. Like, give him an Executive Producer credit or something. Whatever it takes. To keep him away from the script.

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Lucasfilm: ‘Indiana Jones 5’ totally happening, but when? Uh.

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Go figure. Disney intends to make a sequel to one of the very spicy properties they acquired in the Lucasfilm acquisition. Go figure? They have no idea when this sequel is going to happen.

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