#April2019

Guillermo del Toro’s ‘Nightmare Alley’ remake is going to star Leonardo DiCaprio. Gimme a hell yeah

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I never saw del Toro’s last movie, Overwrought Symbolism Sexy Fish Time. That said I enjoy the dude a lot, and I’m extremely excited at the prospect of him remaking a 1940s noir with Leonardo DiCaprio.

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Guillermo del Toro writing and directing secret movie ‘Zanbato’ for Bad Robot. Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!

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Yo! Del Toro writing and directing a secret movie? About a female ninja? (Maybe.) For Bad Robot? I’m seventy shades of fucking hype.

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Guillermo Del Toro is making an animated ‘Pinocchio’ movie for Netflix, who has everyone making everything

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Guillermo Del Toro is making Pinocchio for Netflix, folks. Like, Christ. Every day brings like four more big fucking talents making something for Netflix. In fact, Marvel Studios is their only competition when it comes to gobbling up every last talent in Hollywood.

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‘The Shape of Water’ Trailer: Del Toro Returns With Merman Love Story (And It Looks Great)

Saw this trailer a couple of weeks ago before…Spider-Man: Homecoming? And, it looks wonderful.

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‘Hellboy 3’ Is Officially Dead Because Life Is Pain

‘Pan’s Labyrinth’ getting Criterion Collection with cover art by Becky Cloonan

Becky!

Fuck! I love me some Becky Cloonan! Fuck! I love me some Pan’s Labyrinth. But, I don’t buy them physical iterations anymore, declaring a war on meat-space. If I did, though, I’d be all over this.

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Del Toro is once again teaming up with Perlman for animated ‘Trollhunters’

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Del Toro and Perlman gave us the couple of Hellboy movies and Pacific Rim. Now they’re once again proving they’re…artistically drift compatible #lamejoke.

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Guillermo del Toro‘s new movie is a Cold War romance starring Octavia Spencer and Sally Hawkins

Guillermo del Toro.

Guillermo del Toro’s next movie has been revealed, and it is a Cold War romance. I’m a sucker for the Cold War, so give me this twice over. I’m pretty sure that I read (somewhere) that this next project of his is going to be more “low key”, which makes sense given that it is a Fox Searchlight flick.

Sign me up!

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‘Pacific Rim 2’ back on, with Steven S. DeKnight (‘Daredevil’) directing

Pacific Rim 2.

Pacific Rim 2 lives! But! Del Toro ain’t directing it. Pacific Rim 2 lives! But! Del Toro ain’t writing it. Feels a bit…odd? That said, Steven S. DeKnight is pretty awesome.

Thoughts?

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Guillermo del Toro wants Maisie Williams (Arya Stark) in ‘Pacific Rim 2’

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Maisie Williams? In Pacific Rim 2? I’m fucking sold. Though, I have to admit. I wonder if Del Toro is stoking the flames of a flick we’re never going to see. And if he’s going to do that, truthfully, I would prefer those flames be directed towards Hellboy 3.

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