Monday Morning Commute: It’s Only For Forever!

It's Only For Forever

Hello SlimeLords, you slithering salacious rot-souls. Clamber into my compartment aboard the Space-Ship Omega and lend me your ocular-meat. I’m going to describe to you the various things I’m looking forward to this week. What is on my mind. What is on your mind! I have telepathy! And caffeine! And telepathy! And a hearty desire to regal your loved ones with falsified tales from your unfortified mouths! Telepathy!

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‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Launch Trailer: To Kill The Bat-Man

‘Final Fantasy 15’ English Trailer: Juxtaposition and Sheen

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It’s the same old Final Fantasy 15 trailer I posted a couple of months ago, just this time with English voices. I’m still heated with game-lust. Still confused and intrigued by the odd juxtaposition of the Fantastical and the Modern.

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‘The Force Awakens’ Trailer: Old School Aesthetic Forcegasm


Rendar, Bateman, Riff and I trudged out in the cold and snow this morning. Spent $7. Sat through a litany of trailers. And finally got to watch the eighty-eight second Force Awakens teaser. Promptly left the fucking theater. It was probably the highlight of my year. Old school aesthetics, the fucking Falcon, fucking John Boyega, a fucking Sith, fucking FUCK. Yes. Fuck. Fuck.

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‘Tales from the Borderlands’ dropped today! No one f**king told me!


Were we supposed to know that Tales from the Borderlands was dropping today? Or did it sort of erupt out of the Dark Anus of News Not Yet Revealed, hitting me off the chest? Either way — fuck yeah I’m buying this when I get home.

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‘THE LAST OF US’ VIDEO: Meet Bill, Another (Cranky F**king) Survivor

The Last of Us, won’t you allow me into you? You are so far away. For now I will sate myself on glorious videos, such as this one containing the newest survivor to be revealed.

Hit the jump for the video.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Seasons 3 & 4 Being Filmed Back-To-Back? Rock.

I miss me some Game of Thrones. At least once a Sunday I mention this to OL’s programmer as we sit down to watch television, and while I think he agrees he’s definitely tired of hearing it. I see the hate in his eyes. Or is it lust? Or both? Anyways!, some good Game of Thrones news. They (may) be filming the third and fourth season back-to-back.

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