‘Doctor Strange’ Promo Image: The Scars of (Astral) Battle

‘Doctor Strange’ casts Benedict Wong (‘The Martian’) as the Sorcerer’s Sidekick

Benedict Wong.

Dr. Strange in Doctor Strange has got his Strange Sidekick. The role of Wong will be played by Benedict Wong, who many have seen Bringing Matt Damon’s Ass Home in last fall’s The Martian.

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‘Doctor Strange’ casts Michael Stuhlbarg as Nicodemus West


Michael Stuhlbarg is a dope actor. I don’t have any fucking familiarity with Nicodemus West, though. So like, yeah. I can read his wiki entry, but I don’t know if this is “inspired” or “accurate” casting or the such.

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Marvel wants Chiwetel Ejiofor for ‘Doctor Strange’ role

Chiwetel Ejiofor.

Yeah okay Marvel is considering Chiwetel Ejiofor for a role in Doctor Strange. Fucking GREAT. No seriously. He rules. But more pressing to me? Why the fuck are we spelling out Doctor? I have crusty seminal fluid-fingers and ADD. Typing is hard, I’m distracted. Do you understand how much time typing out the rest of the word WASTES WHEN I COUDL BE TUMBLING BUTTZ? FUCK.

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‘Doctor Strange’ coming to theaters Summer 2016

Dr. Strange.

Doctor Strange! Totally has a director. Totally-totally-probably has a lead actor in Joaquin Phoenix. Totally-totally-probably has a Summer 2016 release date, too.

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Joaquin Phoenix totally close to being named ‘Doctor Strange’

Joaquin Phoenix

It appears that Joaquin Phoenix is going to continue keeping it strange. Doctor Strange!, that is! (I HATE MYSELF AND MY WRITING.) Some time ago this summer (depending when/where you exist within the space-time continuum) it was announced that Phoenix was going to be nabbing the role of Marvel’s Mystic. Then! Silence. Murmurs. Now! Confirmation.

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