#February2014

PAUL BETTANY is THE VISION in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’ JARVIS EVOLVES.

Paul Bettany.

Vision is coming to the Marvel movie universe. By way of Jarvis. Whelp. Looks like the whole Jarvis-goes-Vision-somehow-creates Ultron storyline is gaining plausibility.

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MARVEL announces “ALL-NEW MARVEL NOW’, falls into RIDICULOUS SELF PARODY

All-New Something Invading People.

What do you do when you don’t own the movie rights to half of your properties? If you’re Marvel, you begin pushing other, lesser kown titles. Not a knock against these new titles, but yeah. What do you do when need to perpetually hype your company? You fall into ruinous marketing stupidity like taking a dumb name “Marvel NOW”, making it more dumb “All-New Marvel NOW”, then generally fuck with numbering.

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Maybe: BRYAN CRANSTON to play LEX LUTHOR in a BUTTLOAD OF MOVIES

Walter White.

This rumor started a couple of weeks ago, and hasn’t let up since. Still though, I’m not ready to stamp it confirmed. Not when the beginning of the echo chamber is Cosmic Book News’ movie website. No offense to those peeps. Probably great souls. The rumor? The Danger himself is going to be playing Luthor. For a lot of movies.

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JEFF LEMIRE is helming the ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE OF CANADA.’ So rad.

Justice League of Canada.

Jeff Lemire is one of the premiere talents in the game right now, son. Right now! And I am scientifically certain that 99% of his talents are derived from sucking in the clean, deliciously melodious bursts of Canadian air. The aforementioned Lemire will be bringing his Canadian-powered prowess to the Justice League game next year. And he’s doing it right, by bringing the team up north with him.

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Image Comics Publisher: We’re “Creating Some Of The Best Comics In History”, He’s F**king Right.

Eric Stephenson dropped some bold words today regarding his Image Comics, and I’m going to just go ahead and nod my head in affirmation.

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