The Dark Knight Rises drops tomorrow at midnight, amid an avalanche of geek hype. It’s the sequel to the best superhero movie ever made, a movie that featured a once in a generation performance by Heath Ledger. With that in mind, the movie enters into our pop culture psyche facing unfathomably unrealistic expectations. Insurmountable standards.

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I have absolutely no doubt this movie is going to leave me with taut nipples from ridiculous action and watery eyes from whatever ending Nolan has drummed up.

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Oh gosh I’m totally sold on Wayne and Kyle kicking ass together. It’s just a combination of hope and projection, but everything they’ve shown with the two has the chemistry (and my groin) throbbing.

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Hey folks! Do you want a new full-length trailer for Dark Knight Rises? Of course you do!

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Here’s two new TV spots for Dark Knight Rises, and don’t look now but there’s a fire in my pants. Get it? ‘Cause the fire rises? Remember? Oh whatever.

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Yeehaw! Here’s some Dark Knight Rises  character posters! Rise! Meow! Break backs! Et cetera!

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Here are some Dark Knight Rises  goodies upside your dome. Totally new pictures!, plus confirmation that they’ve fixed Bane’s voice.

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Okay, these aren’t legitimate outtakes from The Dark Knight Rises, but they’re amusing the balls out of me. Particularly awesome: Morgan Freeman not understanding that Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same people.

Hit the jump for them.

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Five new photos. Either you’re gasping at air with fanperson excitement or you’re keeping yourself pure. For those tempted, hit the jump.

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The Dark Knight Rises is gracing EW’s “Forecast Corporate Schilling” issue, and once again proves anything out of context can look like total balls.

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