#May2013

New ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ CONCEPT ART shows the Winter Soldier in action. Bad Ass.

Captain America - The Winter Soldier.

I really, really, really dig the Winter Soldier storyline in Cap. So I’m going to level with you. When I saw this concept art I got so worked up I punched a co-worker in the back of the head. They didn’t appreciate it, and frankly I didn’t care.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ SET PHOTOS: He got that SUPER SUIT, and BLACK WIDOW is back. Latex yumyum.

Captain America - The Winter Soldier.

Here are some grainy as fuck set photos from Cap 2: Winter is Coming, and So Is Bucky. They offer a glimpse and confirmation of Rogers’ new suit, plus a look at Black Widow back in the hood. This is great news for me, my latex fetish, and horrible news for all the socks in my underwear drawer. Get it? I’m going to jack off to these pics. So low-resolution. So naughty…I know, I’m a piece of shit.

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First official ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ photo. Carry that SHIELD like a weight.

First look.

Here. Have some Captain America: The Winter Soldier details on this fine Monday. Wash them down with an official photo.

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Robert Redford confirmed as HEAD OF S.H.I.E.L.D in ‘Captain America: The Winter Soldier.’

Redford.

It looks like we’re about to have one of those wacky Nick Fury goes rogue stories or the such, following the events of Avengers 2. How else do explain that Robert Redford is going to be the head of S.H.I.E.L.D in Cap 2: Bucky’s Bionic Arm?

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‘AVENGERS 2’ filming early 2014 in the UK. Plus! PHASE TWO concept art.

Avengers

Avengers 2 news! Phase two news! Smash this info-dump down your esophagus, and wash it down with some cinematic hyperbole. The Marvel Leviathan shall stop for no one, Gods (of Death) help us all.

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GEORGES ST-PIERRE cast as BATROC in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER.’ This is so good.

GSP.

Odd as fuck. My favorite MMA fighter of all time is getting all up in the Marvel movie universe. Georges St-Pierre has been cast to play none other than Batroc the fucking Leaper in Cap 2: Plz I Love You Bucky. What the fuck is going on in this world? I can’t believe that the flick is going to feature Batroc, let alone that GSP is going to be playing him. Yus. I need to stop complaining, and thank the OMNI Dimensional creator for this delicious aberration.

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ROBERT REDFORD could be joining ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER.’ Well, then!

He's all over this game, yo.

Robert Redford is in talks to join Cap America: The Bucky Bromance Lives. I think we all totally saw this one coming, right? Get it? ‘Cause there was probably no chance anyone would have anticipated this. Ah whatever, I’m a fucking idiot. Hit the jump for the story.

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‘REVENGE’ star Emily VanCamp is SHARON CARTER in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’, say word?

Emily VanCamp.

Emily VanCamp has landed the female lead in Steve Rogers: Hurting for Tony, Humping for World Peace. I’m not familiar with VanCamp, but I am certain she will perform the role admirably. Or not. Then I’ll hurl frozen hot dogs at her at SDCC, screaming that her love for Rogers could never match mine.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ to feature Nick Fury’s story. Woop?

Despite being in all thirty-seven (I didn’t count them) Marvel films, Nick Fury has yet to have his own feature. And while that ain’t changing any time soon, the actor behind the One-Eyed Bastard has said that Fury’s tale will be partially told in the second Captain America movie.

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Rumor: Frank Grillo to play Crossbones in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’

Do you know who Frank Grillo is? I don’t. He was in The Grey? I liked that flick. Can’t place him, though. Regardless of whether or not I have any previous knowledge on the square-jawed lad, apparently he may be playing Crossbones in Captain America 2: Dethawed but not Deflowered.

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