#May2015
Weekend Open Bar: Sex Is A Metaphor
It’s the Weekend! Fuck yes. Forty+ hours of work, a lung-filling cold, a leaking bung-bung, none of this can stem my excitement! Now begins the restorative forty-eight hours of nonsense that allows me to momentarily forget the beef-and-phalange grinder that is the work week. This is Weekend Open Bar. The column of pure nonsense. Post the GIFs you find. Share drunken stories. Stumble in here and share dumb loot you find in dumb video games. It doesn’t fucking matter, just chat. Come with me! Literally! Figuratively! Join me!
WATCH: ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ TV Spot may hang mother of all spoilers
Does this TV spot contain a potentially enormous spoiler? Yes. Do I buy said spoiler? Not at all. Is it clever as fuck marketing either way? Aye, aye.
Hit the jump if you dare. (Please dare.)
Ed Brubaker: ‘WINTER SOLDIER’ is best movie Marvel’s made.
Now listen. Ed Brubaker is the skilled fucking craftsman behind the story of the upcoming Cap Guy: Winter Baddie. The writer is responsible for penning the excellent comics that shall be officially transmuted into cinematic form come this April. So may he be a little biased in his evaluation of the movie? Sure! Or you could say he may be exceptionally critical, since it is his baby that they’re adapting.
Rumor: ‘AGENTS OF SHIELD’ and ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ will CONNECT.
Is this surprising? I mean, we’ve already had it confirmed that Thor: The Dark World and Agents of SHIELD will connect. So like, why the fuck would Marvel scale back the Synergy Train? I say fuck slowing down! Toot, toot! All aboard the cohesive universe.
Motherfuckers!
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER TRAILER: Existential Crisis Meets Explosions
Oh my god. I didn’t expect the trailer to be this fucking good. All sorts of interweaving of ponderous moments regarding duty, and just explicitly fucking awesome action sequences. My balls are ready.
POSTER FOR ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ IS RAPIDLY THAWING MY LOINS
I say goddamn! My fat brain can barely comprehend that I’m getting a new installment of the fucking MCU in like two weeks! And now Marvel is doing this. Hanging a goddamn Captain America: The Winter Soldier poster upside my head. Golly. Gosh. Gollygosh. I can barely contain myself, and don’t even get me thinking about the fact that a trailer for the flick drops Thursday.
Hit the jump for the full poster.
‘AGENT CARTER’ SHORT FILM gets POSTER & IMAGES.
Whoop! Here is the official poster and some images promoting the Agent Carter short film that’ll be coupled with Iron Lad 3 on Blu-DVD or whatever. I’m digging them. Especially the retro poster. It’ll be nice to see what Agent Carter is up to, while Steve is straight chilling as a fucking popsicle. I mean. Life goes on and shit. Can’t wait around hoping the dummy who plunged his plane into the Artic dethaws to let another group of super-choads. There are bad guys. Right?
Hit the jump to check out the new promos.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ teaser poster THAWS MY LOINS
I was a huge fan of Captain Shield Guy, ranking it just behind the original Iron Lad as my favorite Marvel flick. Okay, outside of the Holy Grail Avengers Time. So I’m sweating the sequel, and I’ll gobble up every morsel of news regarding it without shame. Fucking slop on my face, me begging for more. Yes, yes. Give me, give me, give me a teaser poster!
First Look: CAPTAIN AMERICA’S UNIFORM from ‘WINTER SOLDIER.’ Well, better than the ‘AVENGERS’ one.
I wasn’t a fan of Captain America’s outfit in Avengers. Looked all Hot Topic fetishware for my taste, with my primary complaint being the mask. So I’m pretty excited for any new outfit. Here’s a look at some concept art that displays what Mr. America will be donning in his second flick.
