‘Mega Man 11’ Trailer: Rock Man Returns in 2018

In 2018, motherfuckin’ Capcom is giving us plebs some more Mega Man. Finally! I say, goddamn! This is of course coming now that they’re done laughing at the dumpster fire that was Mighty No. 9, the franchise’s spiritual successor whatever.

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‘Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite’ is dropping September 19

marvel vs capcom infinite september 19

We’ve got a date for the next Marvel vs. Capcom jam, folks. September 19.

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‘Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite’ Teaser Trailer: The Next Round Is Dropping In 2017

Marvel vs. Capcom 4 was confirmed yesterday! But, you can call it Marvel vs Capcom: Infinite, and expect to play it next year.

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Rumor: ‘Marvel vs. Capcom 4’ Is Arriving In 2017

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This past weekend saw the Marvel vs. Capcom 4 rumors hit a crescendo. And now if sources are to be believed, nebulous, nebulous sources, all those murmurings weren’t without merit. That’s right, fuckers. The game is arriving next year.

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‘Resident Evil 7’ Trailer: Surival Horror Comes To Bayou

I really want this game to be good.

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‘Dead Rising’ and ‘Dead Rising 2: Off The Record’ coming to XB1, PS4, and PC

Dead Rising

I don’t play the Dead Rising games. This may be a personal fault of mine. But I don’t! Do you? Are you interested in a remastered version? Well, you’re in luck!

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‘Resident Evil 7’ E3 2016 Trailer: Return of futzing survival horror, January 24, 2017

‘Dead Rising 4’ E3 2016 Trailer: Frank West returns for the Holidays

‘Street Fighter V’ Cinematic Trailer: Powerful Power Metal Welcomes The Cast

I feel like I should get Street Fighter V, just so Bateman and I can play it on Saturday evenings. Temporarily disrupting our friendship, seeing as how he is the most competitive man in the world. And while not talented at the game, I am the world’s greatest trash talker (present in the room, on those evenings.)

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‘Street Fighter 2’ turns 25 years-old today. We old, breh. We old.

Goddamn. Those of us who remember playing Street Fighter 2 in the arcade, are old.  I mean — the game itself 25-futzing-years old? I still remember putting them quarters up on the arcade cabinet to hold the next game. Usually on a Saturday afternoon in some dingy dive bar/shitty family amusement center. My Mom probably putzing around, nice enough to waste her Saturday so her DorkLord kid can blow her hard earned money. Then when it was my turn, I would eagerly, and happily, spamming fireballs with Ryu as an older, more talented dude would whoop my ass. Usually with Dhalsim or some shit. 25-futzing-years old!

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