I don’t know if it’s just me, but Joss Whedon being attached to a property just doesn’t get my nuts glistening anymore. If it ever did, honestly. Never been a big Whedonite, but I’d be negligent if I didn’t acknowledge that I was excited when he was named the director of the Avengers flicks. So, I’m not particularly torn-up about him dropping out of the Batgirl movie. You?
Woah. Eons ago, Joss Whedon tried to direct a female-led DC movie, in the form of Wonder Woman. He didn’t ever get it made. But now he’s getting a shot at another popular DC female character. Batgirl!
Nicolas Winding Refn. Batgirl. Movie? I can’t even fucking imagine it.
So…Jena Malone is playing Barbara Gordon in Dawn of Justice? And not Robin? Okay!
Looks like Batman: Arkham Knight is making a strong push to get me to rescind my “Fuck it, I’m done buying Season Passes for Games” proclamation. The (post?) game is dropping a litany of content, but most importantly? A fucking Batgirl standalone arc.
Here’s a collection of Batman-related cosplay. And for once it ain’t me and my Catwoman fetish! Nah! It’s Batgirl and Harley Quinn up in here!
I don’t really know what that headline means. Truthfully, I don’t really know what any of my headlines mean. Can I make it up to you? Offer you some compensation for suffering through my stupidity? I prostate myself before you and offer up this glorious Batgirl cosplay.
On this most merry of BATFLECK REVEAL DAYS why shouldn’t we continue the theme with some Batverse cosplay? Let’s go Bat-Crazy! Like we have rabies! Cause fucking bats have rabies or something! Unless they don’t! Snopesapedia that shit for me!
Okay maybe I’ll stow my disdain for everyone in the New 52 rocking chitin armor. Just this once! It totally doesn’t anything to do with a beautiful, powerful woman rocking some. (It has everything to do with this. Cut me some slack.)
I’m high on cold medicine and hacking dark, horrifying phlegm for a third day. Here have some cosplay while I curl up in a ball and pass gas that smells like a betrayal towards humanity. Nothing much like the rot-gut farts of a digestive tract besieged by mucous.
How does this even relate? I’m not sure.