Disney reveals plans for Marvel-themed park called “Avengers Campus” so we can all be adult children forever, great
I’m torn. On one hand, I really want to go to Avengers Campus. On the other hand? All this jerking off to Marvel and other pop culture has me feeling like we’re stuck in some sort of permanent adolescence. Eh, whatever. The Amazon is burning, you’ve never been closer to death. Go have fun.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ becomes highest-grossing movie of all time as Disney defeats Disney to stick it to Disney
I am deeply disturbed by how many fucking nerds cared about one enormous popcorn flick overtaking another enormous popcorn flick for highest grossing movie of all time. Especially since they’re both owned by one enormous corporation.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ Mini-Trailer: Taking The Fight To The Mad Titan (Good Fucking Luck!)
So, like, my hypothesis: the Avengers take the fight to Thanos early in Endgame. They get their asses whupped, and eventually realize they need to use their brains and not their brawn (also, the Quantum Realm) to take down the Mad Titan.
Watch: That ‘Avengers: Endgame’ theory where Ant-Man kills Thanos through his ass has a a video
Whelp, we have the video finally. THANUS. Ant-Man killing Thanos through his ass. The internet is a good, horrifying, troubling place. But, I’m here for it.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ Trailer: The Team Is Ready To Do Whatever It Takes, But I Ain’t!
Man, just fuck me up with this unexpected Avengers: Endgame trailer, Marvel.
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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Super Bowl Trailer: The Squad Gets Ready For Round 2!
Man, I can’t wait for this fucking movie.
Rumor: ‘Avengers 4’ is dropping this Friday at 9 a.m. ET, but we’ve been here before, huh?
Yeah, I’m tired of talking about this too.
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Final Trailer: I’m not crying, you’re crying! We’re both crying!
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ is dropping a week earlier, on April 27. Oh god, it’s coming earlier. And so am I.
Fucking Avengers: Infinity War, dudes. I’ve been sweating it so hard, for so long. Goosebumps and teary eyes. Speculations and postulations. It’s felt like the fucking May 4 release date is never going to arrive. But, good news for me. And you. We don’t need to wait that long anymore. Now it’s dropping on April 27, motherfuckers.
‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Super Bowl TV Spot: It’s All Been Leading To This
This movie and its sequel are going to fuck me up so bad, and I cannot fucking wait.