‘Avengers: Endgame’ Mini-Trailer: Taking The Fight To The Mad Titan (Good Fucking Luck!)

So, like, my hypothesis: the Avengers take the fight to Thanos early in Endgame. They get their asses whupped, and eventually realize they need to use their brains and not their brawn (also, the Quantum Realm) to take down the Mad Titan.

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Watch: That ‘Avengers: Endgame’ theory where Ant-Man kills Thanos through his ass has a a video

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Whelp, we have the video finally. THANUS. Ant-Man killing Thanos through his ass. The internet is a good, horrifying, troubling place. But, I’m here for it.

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Trailer: The Team Is Ready To Do Whatever It Takes, But I Ain’t!

Man, just fuck me up with this unexpected Avengers: Endgame trailer, Marvel.

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‘Avengers: Endgame’ Super Bowl Trailer: The Squad Gets Ready For Round 2!

Man, I can’t wait for this fucking movie.

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Rumor: ‘Avengers 4’ is dropping this Friday at 9 a.m. ET, but we’ve been here before, huh?

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Yeah, I’m tired of talking about this too.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Final Trailer: I’m not crying, you’re crying! We’re both crying!

‘Avengers: Infinity War’ is dropping a week earlier, on April 27. Oh god, it’s coming earlier. And so am I.

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Fucking Avengers: Infinity War, dudes. I’ve been sweating it so hard, for so long. Goosebumps and teary eyes.  Speculations and postulations. It’s felt like the fucking May 4 release date is never going to arrive. But, good news for me. And you. We don’t need to wait that long anymore. Now it’s dropping on April 27, motherfuckers.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Super Bowl TV Spot: It’s All Been Leading To This

This movie and its sequel are going to fuck me up so bad, and I cannot fucking wait.

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‘Avengers: Infinity War’ trailer totally dropping Thursday, folks

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The long, brutal wait for the (official) Avengers: Infinity War trailer is almost over, folks. The Russo Brothers are currently counting down towards something on their Facebook. And, well, if it ain’t the fucking trailer they’re the cruelest pricks going.

I can’t wait for this shit.

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Rumor: Hawkeye assumes the identity of Ronin in ‘Avengers 4’

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Here’s a meaty morsel of Avengers 4 rumor to ruminate over, friends. If the EchoChamber is to be believed, Hawkeye will be adopting none other than his alternate identity of Ronin in the movie. I’m using this news to fuel my own baseless speculation that Avengers 4 is going to take place in a post-apocalyptic universe where Thanos won.

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