#April2012

New ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Has Parker Cranking One Out

Here’s a new image of Spidey from Amazing Spider-Man  and its got him. I don’t know. Crouching. Stretching the ball flaps out off the inner thighs. Something.

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Final ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Poster Is Here.

The unrevealed story of Peter Parker’s childhood is coming this July, amidst a deluge of other comic book properties. No one will blame you if you forget about it. In order to combat such forgetfulness, perform the following actions in sequential order. 1) Click read more, download poster. 2) Put it on your wall. 3) Tear it off your wall, and don’t worry about missing this movie.

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JAPANESE ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ TRAILER Got New Footage, Same Ennui

Here’s a Japanese trailer for Amazing Spider-Man  which really doesn’t offer up anything new, despite offering up some new footage. This movie is dropping in the wrong  year, don’t you think?

Hit the jump for the trailer, leave your impressions at the beep.

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Two New ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Promo Clips: Parker Is Kind Of A Dick

Two new promo clips for Amazing Spider-Man  have leaked courtesy of cell phone devices. They’re low-quality as shit, but what really strikes me is how much they’re playing up the Parker as humorously dickish. Too much? Dig it? Let me know after you check them out.

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New ‘THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Promo Art Pimps THE LIZARD. Sounds Slimey.

Yeah, The Lizard is the antagonist in the upcoming Amazing Spider-Man, no I don’t really give a shit. There’s new promo art that provided a look at said baddie, and I am equally unimpressed with this reveal.

Hit the jump for a peek.

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‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ VIRAL VIDEO: Denis Leary Chats Up Daily Bugle TV

Aren’t we all just a bit fatigued with the whole viral video thing at this point? Where once I was eager to hunt down every shred of nonsense pertaining to a franchise I loved, now I’m all “Go! Go and find it. If it’s good, I’ll..I’ll be there.”

Here’s one of Denis Leary as Captain Stacy talking to Daily Bugle TV.

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‘Chronicle Director’ Josh Trank In Talks To Do ‘Spider-Man’ Spin-Off ‘VENOM’ Well Then!

Josh Trank was the director behind the found-footage white-washed Akira  flick Chronicle. (Calm down, I’m almost joking.) Now he’s in talks to lead the Amazing Spider-Man  spin-off flick starring Venom.

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Video: First Clip From ‘The Amazing Spider-Man’ Is More Like ‘Blasé Peter Parker’

Rendar alerted me to the existence of this clip and told me it was good. I watched it, and asked him why it was good. He then said “well, it wasn’t bad”, to which I agreed. This raised the question, why would The Powers That Be use this clip from The Amazing Spider-Man? Eh!?

Who knows. Hit the jump to check it out.

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Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes International, NEW FOOTAGE. OMFG.

Those international folks, they get all the new footage these days. There’s a new Spidey trailer with some bonus! footage that us Yanks haven’t seen.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes Theatrical, Doesn’t Wow Me.

Sony’s upping their Amazing Spider-Man promotional game, dropping a theatrical trailer for the flick. Aside from the action sequences briefly featured, the movie continues to not do much for me. What do you guys and gals think? Check out the trailer and drop your impressions in the comments section.

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