#August2019
‘The Report’ Trailer: Adam Driver uncovers the secret of the US government’s Post-9/11 torture program
Jesus fuck, I was just thinking about this movie last night! I was fucking watching Zero Days, a pretty fantastic documentary about the Stuxnet virus. And I was like, oh yeah speaking of shady United States behavior, when is The Report dropping? And, now! We got a new trailer.
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‘Logan Lucky’ Trailer: Soderbergh‘s Anti-Glam ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ is wonderfully insane
Another movie I had no fucking clue about, until this trailer dropped. If I’m not up to date on pop culture, I’m just a slob, as opposed to a pop culture slob. Anyways. Neither here, nor there. This movie looks fucking insane, wonderfully so, if the trailer is any indication.
‘The Force Awakens’ photos from ‘Vanity Fair’ reveal villain, more details
May the fucking Fourth be with you, yadda, yadda, pop culture momentum, blah blah. Let me not get wrapped up in the banality of the Pseudo-Holiday, and instead be excited for these photos form Vanity Fair.
‘EPISODE VII’ CAST ANNOUNCED. MY NIPPLES HURT WITH GLEE.
Oh baby, my nipples are hurting. Nay. My nipples are leaking from excitement. The Episode VII cast has finally been announced, and it is stocked with a cavalcade of oldies and newbies that get me taut in all the applicable places.
‘EPISODE VII’ NEWS: ‘GIRLS’ actor ADAM DRIVER is all THE VADER-LIKE VILLAIN and such
Fucking stupid Star Wars. I’m all walking out of fucking work, dong thickened with glee because the day is over, when I read this news on my iPhone. So here I am — sitting in a shitty cafe table on campus — sharing this news. But I can’t help it! It’s The Force, man.
Dude from the show ‘GIRLS’ could PLAY NIGHTWING in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’
So…like. Are Snyder and Goyer just unrolling the entire universe in Batman vs. Superman? Is there even going to be something baller to be unveiled in Justice League of Affleck?
