JUNOT DIAZ, this is how you gain me. Crap puns! No f**ks given.
Oh Amazon Prime, bless you for this gift. Well shit, I paid for it. But I’m still really fucking excited.
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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ SET PHOTOS: Everybody be fighting, Chris Hemsworth be sexy.
Here is like a million, zillion set photos from some big fight currently being filmed for Thor: The Dark World. Don’t be a shocked asshole, we both know there are spoilers ahead.
‘SMASHED’ Theatrical Trailer: Ramona Flowers and Jesse Pinkman go Breaking Hearts.
Terrible puns aside, I’m really looking forward to this flick. It’s all like, indie emotional and it has pretty actors and actresses that I enjoy looking at and rooting for and such.
OFFICIAL ‘FAST & FURIOUS 6’ images arrive. Flex and oil yourself, bros.
Oil your fucking shit! Get your best homoerotic pose on! Prepare for the blood bath of misplaced semen and phallic objects that is the newest installment in the Fast & Furious franchise. We got ourselves a fast-paced (ha!) batch of new images for you to chomp upon. Heck yeah!
‘XBOX 720’ technology could turn ROOMS into 3D ENVIRONMENTS. Rock.
Want to turn your room into a 3D environment used for gaming? Fuck you! Didn’t you learn anything from Bradbury’s The Veldt? For those of you unwashed automatons, your dreams could be coming true. Yes, yes. Give into the wave of complacency. Moreso than usual, obviously.
‘HOT MARS THEORY’ suggests Red Planet never had chance for life. RUINING EVERYTHING.
Rad Bradbury says fuck you!, Hot Mars Theory. Such a theory that is putting forth that our glorious Red Brother never had the chance for life. Pshaw. Plant some trees, exert some cosmic will, and wish for the best.
Omega-Level @FanExpo Toronto 2012 – A New Hope from South of the Border. Not that Border.
Summer 2012 has blown through the nerd universe with a thunderous fury, and OL rode the wave to its first major convention appearance. We rocked FanExpo Canada in Toronto, home of yours truly, and generated some fantastic buzz on the show floor.
The essential blow-by-blow follows. Brace yourselves.
JOSS WHEDON endorses JAMES GUNN’S demented take on ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’
I have no fucking idea what it’ll take to make Guardians of the Galaxy cool. I really don’t. Thankfully, this joint is arrriving in a post-Green Lantern world. While watching the aforementioned pile of simmering fecaltainment on television with Rendar yesterday, I commented that at least GotG won’t be as bad as that flick.
