GEORGE WASHINGTON was MASTER CHIEF? Take that, vampire hunter.

Rampaged Reality:

George Washington was many things, but no one knew about his original role as Master Chief. But now, thanks to artist Jason Heuser, the truth is revealed in his killer new illustration. 11” x 17” and 24” x 36” prints are currently available to purchase at Jason’s epic art store on Etsy.

B-B-BONUS: You can use the coupon code “RAMPAGEDREAL1TY” to get free shipping, when you purchase two or more prints.

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