Video: UNFINISHED ‘STAR WARS’ ANIME is space battle glory.

Animator Paul Michael Johnson is working on an epic space battle Star Wars anime that is guaranteed to make your genitals of possession bulge to the near bursting point. It ain’t anywhere near finished, but what does exist is so titillating that I can only hope the entire thing comes to fruition.

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BILL NYE’s high school yearbook photo? Righteous.

Yeah Bill Nye! Get it, get it!

‘BORDERLANDS 2’ LAUNCH TRAILER: Everything is handsome, nothing hurts.

Tomorrow.

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QUENTIN TARANTINO 10-disc Blu-ray set announced. Art by Mondo, boner by moi.

Fuck yes! A 10-disc Quentin Tarantino set that I can totally buy for Rendar for Christmas and reap the benefits from for years to come? Surely, there is a bearded man or beardless woman (or bearded woman…you see where I’m going here) looking out for me from up above.

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SAM HUMPHRIES taking over ‘UNCANNY X-FORCE’ with Ron Garney. IMU, Remender.

Goddamn. One of the painful points of Marvel NOW! is seeing all my beloved creators jettisoned from the titles that caused me to swoon for them in the first place. Latest casualty? Ricky Remender’s sweet departure from Uncanny X-Force. Eh, fuck it. At least it’s Sam fucking Humphries!

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‘DRAGON AGE 3: INQUISITION’ is a thing, I hope it has more than one dungeon.

Dragon Age 3: Inquisition is coming, and it probably will have more than one dungeoin.

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Monday Morning Commute: An infinite amount of electrections!

Quickly! With rapidity. This is Monday Morning Commute, churned out on a break from work. There are scant words, so let us speak through Images and not Words or something.

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Now Listening: Devin Townsend Project – Little Pig [Epicloud bonus track]

Tuesday, Tuesday, Tuesday!, the album drops.

WEEKEND OPEN BAR: the talonted mr. ripley

[WEEKEND OPEN BAR: The one-stop ramble-about-anything weekend post at OL. Comment on the topic at hand. Tell us how drunk you are. Describe a comic you bought. This is your chance to bring the party.]

Hi kids, the Dude here beaming sunshine and happy thoughts to you this fine weekend direct from OL Prime.  A planet populated by busty leather clad lasses and the odd, yet delicious buffalo chickens.

I just want us all to take a moment and reflect on how awesome it is to be human.  We can talk, we can write, hell we can masturbate.  I’m pretty sure those are the three required elements of building a civilization.  Think about it.  If you’re raging about something with a person you’re writing with or talking too, you can step back, rub one out (or flick it if you’re a lady) to let off the steam and get back to work.

Now that you’ve appreciated the finer things to humanity, we’re ready to move on.  I count myself lucky to be human.  The thing I wonder is are there any other species out there that count themselves luck to be what they are?  I guess the core question is this.

What other species would you want to be if you could no longer be human?

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Press Start: Nintendo Hamburger Hangover

Nintendo are keen on poking the bear this week. For the purposes of this metaphor I shall be playing the bear and the poking stick is represented by the recent glut of Wii U announcements. They’re poking me into a fevered state where I suddenly find myself compelled to pre-order a brand new console and then feel dirty about it afterwards. I have some genuine soul-searching to do.

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