Both BIOWARE FOUNDERS are retiring, super frown time.

The two minds behind BioWare are moving on to greener pastures.

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Chris Evans wants CAPTAIN AMERICA cameo in ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD.’ Get it done.

Chris Evans wants himself in Thor: The Dark World. It ain’t no big thang, just throw him into the flick in some sort of cameo.

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‘WIPEOUT’ lives, despite studio’s closure. All futurism everything!

Ain’t this the berriest of berries?

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The MOON has volcanoes and craters mixing it up. Get along, all ready!

CAPTAIN AMERICA becoming president of the ULTIMATE UNIVERSE. Sharks! Be jumped!

I love me some Sam Humphries. I love me some Ultimately Ultimate Ultimate Squad. I don’t know if I’m going to love them pitching Captain America as president to be, but I’m willing to give it a try. For Sammy. And his gorgeous afro. Plus his writing skills, there are always those. And the idea that the Ultimate universe plays for keeps, nephew! For keeps! I’m just rambling now.

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Cosplay: World SADDEST SUPERHEROES are like, a bummer man.

Man. Ain’t superheroes supposed to be like all cheery and shit? Yeah, I know. Commentary on something or something.

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Microsoft renews ‘KILLER INSTINCT’ trademark? My childhood just came.

The only thing I liked more as an adolescent than staring at Orchid from Killer Instinct’s rack was ripping off an ultra combo with her. Microsoft must know this. They must have received my epistles in the mail, smeared with my blood and promises. For you see, they have renewed the Killer Instinct trademark.

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‘THE MASTER’ SECRET SCREENING POSTER becomes official poster in France.

The French got themselves a sexy one-sheet for The Master, a one-sheet that was previously the poster for a secret screening. Dastards.

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Google developer teases INTERNET WITHOUT LOGINS. Oh please yes I beg.

I have no idea how the fuck this would happen, but I’m leaving that to the Internet Wizards. Please free me from the burden of remembering fifteen different logins across social networks, porn websites, and academic nosense. I beg you. Get it done Bray, you son of a bitch.

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Scientists developing LASERS to replace needs for pain-free injections? No more passing out for me!

Fuck yeah! Gone are going to be the days when I cave over in nausea from the thought of a needle. Actually, my problem is more germane to the taking of blood. Can’t give any of my hemoglobin without needing some orange juice and a pillow. This is still dope though, lasers and science and fuck yeah!

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