Arnold Schwarzenegger returning to ‘CONAN’ for new flick. Dear Gods.
Speaking of moobs, Arnie is returning to the Conan franchise. ‘Cause nothing is as imposing as a flabby old bastard running around all jacked up on the HGH I assume he is going to take to get into shape for the flick. Let the sleeping does lay. I beg you.
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New ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ artwork is all ‘Vamonos pest!’
When you’re dying of starvation, you’ll take sort of sustenance. Here is a little, little morsel from Grand Theft Auto V. The roof is going to be blown off this fucker in the next issue of Game Informer, so stay strong. Chew this slowly.
‘EVIL DEAD’ Red Band Trailer: Brutality galore!
I wouldn’t have expected loving this trailer as much as I do. I thought the flick would be some shoddily remade nonsense, but the whole thing thunders with a brutality I can get behind. Watch the thang, drop your thoughts in the comments section.
Matthew Vaughn leaves ‘X-MEN: FIRST CLASS’, Bryan Singer may replace. Well crap.
I don’t like Bryan Singer. I don’t like his X-Men movies. Now the dude may be taking over for Matthew Vaughn, who has probably left X-Men: First Class 2 to direct some Mark Millar shit-bomb. I am unhappy with all of this! All of it!
RYAN GOSLING is off of Winding Refn’s ‘LOGAN’S RUN’, my sadness never ends.
Infinite sadness. Ryan Gosling and Nicolas Winding Refn will not be teaming up for Logan’s Run. I am undone with ball-shrinking sadness. They were going to be like Tim Burton and Johnny Depp! Without the suck! Like David Fincher and Brad Pitt! Without the uh, abs! Perchance they’ll reunite yet.
‘A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD’ Trailer #2: John McClane is old.
Something odd about seeing an obviously weary Bruce Willis with moobs running around in ridiculous action sequences. It’s like the older the dude has gotten, the more preposterous the circumstances have become. Obviously an indication of the arc of Hollywood since the franchise premiere, but I definitely prefer the quieter, less WOWIE moments in the Die Hard flicks. What do you folks think? Peep the trailer, drop your impressions.
Boeing has new missile that DISABLES COMPUTERS as it flies by. Haunting ++
G’damn! Imagine if we put half the imagination as a people into advancing our species as we did designing new ways to eradicate? I imagine I’d be typing this on my holo-sight while drinking some Diet Dew and eating calorie-free pizza on Mars.
GRANT MORRISON looking suave sporting his badge from Prince Charles.
It isn’t every day that an intergalactic aliens-courting cross-dressing shaman gets a medal or some shit. So, today must be a rare day indeed. Grant Morrison has taken to Twitter to sport the rocking badge he was given by Prince Charles, an achievement that can only serve to prove how awesome the writer happens to be.
Andromeda has got that star cloud twinkle. Je t’aime.
Look at this beautiful sumbitch. Ain’t no party like a spiral galaxy party. Or something. Hit the textual mute on me and bask in the prettiness If you stroke it, it purrs.
