Dude with first mind-controlled BIONIC LEG climbs 103-story Willis Tower. Yes.
Post-humanism ass-whupping time! Zac Vawter, the lad with the world’s first mind-controlled bionic leg has climbed the shit out of a tower in Chicago.
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‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ TV series begins filming in January. Whedon on TV! Squeal, fans.
Joss Whedon on television, folks. Sort of. Serving as overseer of the Marvel Universe, Whedon will be participating in the filming of the S.H.I.E.L.D. television show to some extent. Maybe he’ll dip his balls in it! I don’t know what that means. Just dropping a State reference.
Japan has a PEPSI that makes absorbing fat difficult. America ++
Here is something that should bless the fair shores of the United States. Japan has a Pepsi that makes it difficult for the body to absorb fat. It’s a nice little workaround the usual things you associate with losing weight. Discipline. Eating right. That sort of stuff.
Nic Cage confirmed for ‘EXPENDABLES 3’, guarantees best movie ever.
Okay, I’m not even going to see it. So yeah. Not the best movie ever. However, there’s been a dearth of Nicky Cage news lately, and those who know me know this makes me a bit sad in the scrotum. So let us dance to this announcement.
KIM DOTCOM planning to build $330 million internet cable between States and New Zealand. Wut.
Let it not be said that Kim Dotcom is taking it slow these days. Or dreaming small. Everyone’s favorite fat brilliant villain guy is planning to build an expensive-as-fuck internet cable between the United States and New Zealand.
OMEGA-`LECTION DAY!
Oh snap! Looks like OMEGA-`LECTION DAY is upon us! I can’t believe we’ve made it to another one, but since we’re here we might as well celebrate! Hit the jump to check out all of our totally legitimate coverage!
HARRISON FORD may be open to returning for ‘EPISODE VII.’ I am in an alternate universe.
The past week has seen me typing headlines I never, ever thought I would type. The latest has Harry Ford open to returning to Star Wars. Just chew on that. Spit it up. Lick it off the back of your palm. Chew it again. Then drop your thoughts in the comments box.
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON appearing in issue of ‘ACTION COMICS’ to unveil Krypton’s location. Rock.
This won’t get me to buy Action Comics, but it is certainly fucking awesome. I’m loving the hell out of how ubiquitous Neil is becoming in our pop culture. All Neil everything! Into infinity! Just when you were pondering where he would appear next, dude is dropping knowledge bombs on Clark’s silly ass within the world of the Super-Men.
Rumor: MATTHEW VAUGHN directing ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’? I could dig this.
Matthew Vaughn? Episode VII? Never thought I’d see those two names together, but there are a hell of a lot worse choices. What do you folks think?
