Victoria’s Secret model hits runway in an ‘EVANGELION’ body suit. Convergence ++
Forget that dildo Justin Beaver dancing around in the background of these pictures. Let us marvel at the fact that some Victoria’s Secret model is totally decked out Rey Ayanami style. Dreams can come true!
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BioWare Montreal working on ‘MASS EFFECT’ game, and it runs on Frostbite.
My first response is “Ah, dog shit! Why isn’t BioWare proper working on the next Mass Effect game?” Then I recall the steaming shit they slithered down my throat at the conclusion of the first trilogy, and everything doesn’t seem so awful.
Cosplay Video: This War Machine will barrage your cool-bones. (WTF?)
This War Machine isn’t fooling around. Watch as he devastates the interior of a house, eradicating invisible foes here and there. Naw, seriously. This outfit is pretty gorgeous.
LOUIS C.K. totally pledging to sell HBO special worldwide for $5. Plus! No DRM.
You can take the Louis C.K. out of obscurity, but you can’t take the common man out of his soul. That’s…that’s how the saying goes, right? Duder is ripping off an HBO special soon, and he has pledged to drop that hotness on our asses for $5 a couple of months after it airs. This is fantastic.
‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ theatrical poster! Plus, rumored three-hour runtime.
How much Django do you want up in your guts? How much can they handle on Christmas? Perhaps three hours or so?
Monday Morning Commute: Tie Goes To The MARAUDER
My friends, welcome to the show. It’s been quiet around here at the Omega Level. For that I apologize. The past month has been a full-ass sprint towards the Grad School finish line. Due to this, I’ve all but dropped off the face of the Earth. I haven’t seen that son of a bitch Patrick Bateman since NYCC, and God knows without me keeping him in check he’s probably been returning a lot of video tapes. A lot of high school color guards being terrorized by a trench coat-and-smirk marauder. I haven’t even read a fucking comic book since August, folks. August. My life is a whirlwind, with only brief jaunts to the movie theaters and Borderlands 2 giving me respite.
Soon though! Fucking Thursday, this 50-page beast will be turned in. Then I’ll be able to relax. A bit.
This is Monday Morning Commute, the column where we diddle and jack it to the activities and loves that are getting us through this week. What are you degenerates digging at the moment? ATM? Ass to mouth?
Press Start: Curiosity killed Obama’s cat
I spend far too much time telling you guys about my eating/masturbation habits in these intros and for that I want to sincerely apologise. No-one should have to endure that. From now on, I’m going to make a concerted effort to talk about video games more often, like I’m supposed to. This week I have been playing Assassin’s Creed 3. It’s so pompous, boring and devoid of purpose that I comfort ate a whole tray of brownies and jerked it into the mirror whilst I cried. True story.
Mark Millar spits about making a cohesive Marvel Universe for Fox Films. Aiiiggghhhttt.
Suppose I’m just dropping Marky Boy these days. How exactly can one create a cohesive Marvel Universe over at Fox when Marvel retains the majority of the film rights? You can’t, really! What you can do is squeeze every ounce of juice out of the titles and characters that you do own. Right?
15 Year-old hacker banned from Internet for six years. HACK THE PLANET.
Some Zero Cool shit up in here. Hack the planet! Crash Override! A famous 15 year-old hacker has gotten their ass kicked off the internet for six years. What do live for? What to live for!
