Grant Morrison says COMICS CAN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE. ILU, Grant.
Grant Morrison may have shat out a what I felt to be a rather unexciting Superman story within the pages of Action Comics, but that hasn’t stopped me from suckling at his theoretical teat. He has hung a pretty inspiring quote on the Internet at Large, wherein he discusses the beautiful possibilities inherent within the medium of comics.
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MARS CURIOSITY back to active status after two days in ‘safe mode.’ Rise, Rover. Rise!
You can’t keep a Mars Rover down. The little Johnny-5 (that is how I picture it, okay?) has risen out of the ashes of two days of safe mode. Blast it with cosmic rays, it’ll just take a nap for a few days. Now the little nuclear-powered fucker is ready to continue tilling the Red Planet for all of us.
‘TRANSISTOR’ Reveal Trailer: Developers of ‘BASTION’ milk my sci-fi glands. Frak yeah.
The developers of Bastion seem poised to deliver another glory unto my undeserving ass. Fuck yeah! The trailer for Transistor features the same gorgeous art design as Bastion. However, this time it is used to coat a world in glorious cyberpunk paint. Yes, Supergiant. I will take your isometric Action RPG. I will rub it on my body, calling your name into the night. I am ready.
Mutual Understanding: The Godfa … BORED
Welcome back to “The Dude hates things that are cool.” That’s the unofficial title of Mutual Understanding. I’ve had the pleasure of being sick for the past few days so instead of my normal, systematic break down of why I don’t understand something, I’m going to take a load off and just lob this one out there. Hit the jump to play along.
Dudes use CASINO’S OWN CCTVS to score $32 million. Danny Ocean smirks.
Ain’t this a hell of a subversion. Everyone knows The Man & Illuminati use CCTVs to pacify the public. With their ubiquitous presence, the cameras watch us as we wank. They watch as we stroll through public parks. They watch us all the time. Well, they can also be hacked. Such a hackery went down at a casino, and those involved netted a serious amount of cheddar. Sure, they have probably been chopped up. Fed to dogs. But they get my respect.
RYAN GOSLING ready to brawl in new ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ pics.
Oh Lord, here are a couple of new pictures from the next Gosling/Refn jam. Only God may forgive, but I am qualified to authorize your arousal at these pictures. I have a badge and everything. See, see? Look right there where it says “Authorized Wank & Diddle empowerer.” Okay you scallywags, get to it.
‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ Combat Trailer: Puke from the awesomeness
Mine eyes cannot comprehend the beauty of this BioShock Infinite trailer. In less than six days, I’ll be running around all vigorous, skyhooking myself to shit and pew-pewing like a mofuckah. The Faux Bot will be doing the same thing, and we will do it together courtesy of Skype. Two dudes, no shirts, pictures of Ken Levine covered in fluid.
First GOOGLE FIBER expansion announced. GET INSIDE ME.
I am not saying that sometimes I whisper ill-coated words at my modem. I’m just saying sometimes I spit hate upon it, raining on it phrases such as “You overpriced piece of shit. You slack-jawed son of a bitch. Just wait, just wait until The Googler Arrives. Then I’m throwing you right in the snow.” Smugly, the modem refuses to answer. It is an arrogant piece of plastic. However, maybe it doesn’t feel comfortable today. The Googler has announced the first major expansion of its Fiber Service.
Brian K. Vaughan and Marcos Martin launch NAME-YOUR-PRICE digital comic. So amazing.
No less than nineteen websites and our own Johnny Hotsauce kicked this across my plate yesterday, and yet I didn’t cover it. Hey man, I was shoveling. Don’t blame me, blame the weather. And general fatigue. Whatever, I know, I know, I suck. Anyways, Vaughan and Martin’s newest collaboration is awesome.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ may get prequel on HBO? Hot Air++
If hot air and mindless interviews are to be counted for anything, then HBO could be getting a Game of Thrones prequel. Such a decision would make sense, considering GoT is the hotness. Why wouldn’t HBO want to hitch their fucking wagon to the franchise for as long as possible? That said, watch in stunned silence as I undercut my entire previous sentence and state that I don’t see it happening. What do you folks think?
