‘ELYSIUM’ TRAILER: NEUROMANCING and MATT DAMON-MECH.
Well, shit. If I thought that I was excited for this movie before, now my dial is twisted up to eleven. Elysium itself looks like none other than Neuromancer’s Freeside. Matt Damon running around in a body-mech, sprawling spirals of space inhabitants. My tits are ready.
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DANERYS TARGARYEN cosplayer uses CRAIGSLIST to find Robb Stark cosplay for sex. Future ++
The future is here, and it is good. One Game of Thrones cosplayer is seeking a Robb Stark cosplayer to quite literally have sex with on the Iron Throne. If this doesn’t make you believe we are allocating our species’ advancement appropriately, there is a good chance nothing will.
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Apple bans ‘SAGA’ #12 from comiXology because of gay sex, Brian K. Vaughan is all “we ain’t compromising anything.”
There is a storm coming, Annie! Grab Jar Jar Binks, and get your ass inside. Apple has banned the sale of Saga #12 from the comiXology app in their store, igniting an understandable uproar. Despite other issues having rather gratuitous rotting testicles and the such, this is the first issue of Saga to receive the ban. Most people are explaining the discrepancy by pointing out the fact that this issue of Saga depicts *gasp* gay sex. Oh boy.
SURPRISING NO ONE: Next Xbox using AMD CPU, ain’t backwards compatible.
Another day, another Nextbox-Xbox 720-Durango report. The little console that couldn’t (play games offline) is going to be supporting a similar (I think? I don’t know this shit) processor to the PS4. In addition, it isn’t going to be backwards compatible. If this makes you spit out your Faygo, I don’t know what to tell you. Why should Microsoft or Sony go out of their way to make their machines run our backlogs, when they can charge you again for a souped up version?
Kevin Wada’s ALL FEMALE ”X-MEN’ got style out the ass.
A good goddamn, Kevin Wada’s envisioning of an (the?) all female X-Men is stunning. There is always something thrilling about seeing a talented artist bake a set of superheroes in actual fashion. You know, as opposed to the vag-n-butt highlighting nonsense they’re usually thrown into.
‘BATMAN: ARKHAM ORIGINS’ revealed, RISING on Oct. 25.
Disgustingly strained reference to Bruce Wayne Climbs? Check! The next Bat-Man title has been revealed, and it is dropping this October. The son of a bitch is a sequel – if the title didn’t tip you off, ya dummy – and will be splayed across a litany of consoles. Most interestingly: not any next-generation ones. At least for now.
Official ‘ELYSIUM’ POSTER: Cyber MATT DAMON and the 99%
I keep forgetting about Elysium, the flick from The Guy Who Did District 9 (Neill Blomkamp). Despite that, I have a feeling that when the film finally drops, it is going to blast my science-fiction o-ring into little pleasure particles. Here is the official poster for the son of a bitch.
Cosplay: MYSTIQUE from the ‘X-MEN’ got that old school class.
Digging on this old school (or is it new school? I haven’t kept up with her wardrobe changes as of late) Mystique cosplay. It hearkens back to a time when I gave a fuck about the mutant cause. Apathy! Apathy everywhere.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TV SPOT: GLORY BE, there is Kryptonite in my pants.
The Impossible Reality continues to inch closer. You know, the reality where there is actually a good Superman movie, and somehow (doubly impossible) it is directed by Zack Snyder. Bask in this reality’s approach, courtesy of the first Man of Steel TV spot.
‘FAR CRY 3: BLOOD DRAGON’ stars KYLE REESE from ‘TERMINATOR’, will blow your mind on May 1.
The hits just keep coming with Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. Not only is there less than a month until this game’s cyber-arm will blast our gaming G and P-spots, but the fucking game is starring none other than Kyle Reese. Can you feel my nipples hardening from there? I’m carving your name in ice with them. I love you. Let us love this game together.
