Netflix adds 3 MILLION new streaming subscribers. We all have (UNDER) WOOD.
Fuck yes! Grow, Netflix, grow! For you have given me a taste of House of Cards and I need more. I feel more confident with every new subscriber that I will be able to see my second season of the tasty show.
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New ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ pics have him ready to SMASH & SMILE.
Here are two new pictures from Thor: The Dark World that feature the varying facets of the Odinson. Namely, his overwhelming desire for both mirth, and bludgeoning people upon their skulls.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID LEGACY COLLECTION’ confirmed. MOAR COLLECTIONS ALWAYS.
If you’re not content with owning thirteen different copies of every single Metal Gear Solid title, Konami has something to rub your tits on. It’s yet another collection, this one emerging from their gaping anus and slithering down the throat of the PS3. And having abstained from buying any of the other collections, I may actually buy this one.
‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ OFFICIAL CLIP: Latex dongs, and Spock is in trouble.
Woah baby! In this first official clip from Star Trek Into Darkness we got ourselves some overwhelming latex dongs. Them suits aren’t leaving anything to the imagination More like Captain Perk(y dong head!) Oh all right, I’m done here. Check out the clip.
RIDICULOUS: Hubble’s infrared image of the HORSEHEAD NEBULA.
I say goddamn! The Hubble has snapped an image of the rather well-known Horsehead Nebula. However, this picture ain’t like the one you’ve probably seen. This one is even more fucking gorgeous.
‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ TRAILER TEASER: A delicious taste of that PRETTY BOY BROODING.
It’s a teaser of a trailer. The rabbit hole of hype. A teaser for a trailer which is teasing a movie, et cetera. Whatever. Ain’t nothing new. The teaser for the trailer for Thor: I Lift Gods Up and Put Them Down has a lot of whizbang and portent and shit. Just watch it.
Groan: Halle Berry as Storm in ‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST.’
Now, why am I dissing on this picture of Halle Berry as Storm, when I normally discourage reading too much into out-of-context pictures? ‘Cause I’m a troll who hates this movie before having even seen it.
At least I’m being upfront.
MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE: Alien Tentacle Communication
Hello friends, this is Monday Morning Commute. The column where we share the various interests, annoyances, and niceties we’re looking forward to this week. How are you doing? Still moving them lungs, drawing the nutrients necessary to persist within the OMNIVERSE? That’s wonderful to hear. Check out what’s on my mind this week.
Wait, there’s more! Dane DeHaan as HARRY OSBORN in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ SO GOOD.
That’s just an oblique reference to the glorious pie line from Amazing Dancing Peter-Man 3 that Jimmy Franco hung. Well, James has been replaced as the face of Harry Osborn. We all know that. Here for the first time is an official look at his successor.
OFFICIAL PIC: Jamie Foxx as MAX DILLON in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ Nerd ++
If your first grainy taste of Jamie Foxx as Electro wasn’t good enough, take this blast deep into your dome. It’s Sir Foxx as Max Dillon, the dorky malcontent that naturally goes on to throw down with Peter Parker.
