Remedy announces ‘Control’ getting its first major expansion ‘The Foundation’ on March 26. Back to the Oldest House!
Control is awesome. I want more Control. All the Control. So, I’m fucking stoked for The Foundation. More mind-bending narrative. More tight gameplay. More of the Oldest House.
Check out the teaser after the jump!
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‘Scream’ reboot coming from ‘Ready or Not’ directors and this is fantastic fucking news!
Man, if you didn’t see it, you should probably see Ready or Not. Funny, self-aware, brutal horror. Much like, I don’t know, Scream. Which means bringing in the directors of Ready or Not to reboot the classic franchise is fucking brilliant.
‘DOOM Eternal’ Launch Trailer: The Slayer’s Time Is Now, and I’m Fucking Ready!
Fuck me sideways with a prostate gatling gun, folks. DOOM Eternal’s launch trailer is here, and it’s fucking rad. I cannot wait for this shit to drop.
Astronomers have found a metal-as-fuck planet where it rains liquid iron. Gimme a hell yeah to the heavy metal cosmos!
Man, sometimes the cosmos really is metal as fuck! I mean, a planet that rains liquid iron? Oh hell yes.
Space Swoon: Mars got itself a delicious looking slice of polar ice cap!
NASA has framed this photo of a polar ice cap as the Martian equivalent of a “delicious slice of layered tiramisu” and frankly, I fuck with the description. Plus, you know, it’s goddamn gorgeous.
Monday Morning Commute: Breaking Free of Winter, Breaking Into Spring!
Golly gee come down to the Space-Ship OMEGA! We’re having an Eschaton of fun here within the walls of the faithful tin can in digital orbit! But, friends, I must confess something. I think there’s a general paucity in the zeitgeist when it comes to really comprehending the situation on this globe, which is currently somewhere between a shit-covered molotov to the face of Western culture, and a dumpster filled with spiked light bulbs dropped on our cumulative balls.
New Xbox Series X details are dropping next week. Meanwhile, where the fucking PlayStation 5 news?
Man, I’m stoked for new Xbox Series X news next week! But, as a Sony fanboy first and foremost, their increasing silence is beginning to worry me. Fuck, I’ll just focus on the positive here.
Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90 years old. Death always wins the chess game, friend. But you won’t be forgotten.
Absolute acting force Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90. And not to sound cliche, but despite him passing, his roles shall live on.
‘The Last of Us’ TV series coming to HBO courtesy of ‘Chernobyl’ director and game’s writer
The Last of Us is getting a show on HBO, baby! Listen, I know posting about this is late as fuck. But, I was busy last week! And now, it’s old ass news. That said, I’m fucking stoked, and I want to talk about it! Keep Reading »
‘The Batman’ director shares official look at the Batmobile and my god am I ever horny
The director of The Batman, Matt Reeves, has shared some official looks at the Batmobile. And friends, I’m fucking loving it. Hit the jump for a couple more!
