‘DOOM Eternal’ Launch Trailer: The Slayer’s Time Is Now, and I’m Fucking Ready!
Fuck me sideways with a prostate gatling gun, folks. DOOM Eternal’s launch trailer is here, and it’s fucking rad. I cannot wait for this shit to drop.
While Doom Eternal will not launch until next week, the launch trailer has ripped and torn through the pages of the calendar to show us its sights early. Ah sure, go on, I’ll take a little ultraviolence now to tide me over. A little plasma to warm my hands in these tumultuous last days of winter. A small swell of screams to drown out the noise of the road. Just a splash of blood to wet my lips. That’ll do