WATCH: GRANT MORRISON overseeing YOUTUBE ANIMATED SERIES. Based on Indian Myth. Wha?
Only Grant Morrison, man. Only he would helm something as fucking wonky as this. And, don’t get me wrong. I’m stiffened in the groin-parts for this. Precisely because it is Grant Morrison.
Hit the jump for a trailer, and more info.
‘ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA’ will END with SEASON 10. I understand. I frown.
…There comes a point where a television show is better off riding into the sunset than withering before our eyes. Some would argue that IASIP has already reached that withered point. I wouldn’t. Sure, it can’t come close to its mid-run form, but it is a welcome fuzzy feeling every autumn. With Glenn Howerton announcing that the show will end after its tenth season, I both understand and simultaneously frown.
BUY THESE FLIPPIN COMICS (7/24/2013) – DON’T CALL IT A COMEBACK!
Johnny Hotsauce here! Longtime listener, first time caller. Or whatever. So I did it! I incepted myself into Caff-Pow’s brain, convinced him it was time to let me bother you nice folks in a more official capacity. (Basically I just drew my face on a can of Kickstarter, stuck it in his mind-safe when he was busy looking at butts on Tumblr)
With the dawn of the digital-age of comic books, Comixology has, in many cases, done away with our need to go to the comic book store. But, as Caff-Pow has so lamented before, something feels amiss. Where, now, is the camaraderie? Where can we go to talk comics? Where can we shoot the four-color-fantastic with like-minded geeks? Who will be there to help us decide how to spend our hard-earned coin? HERE. Right here at OL, friends. Here is our chance to talk shop, compare notes on the best comics this week has to offer. This column has too long lay dormant, but like any comic book hero you ever loved, death is no obstacle.
So, without further preamble, let’s do the damned thing! (And I’m on a budget here, people, so if I don’t mention your most beloved book, I implore you to speak up in the comments and share your love!)
Edgar Wright: We will all meet HANK PYM in ‘ANT-MAN.’ Aiight.
The Avengers 2-Ant-Man-Hank-Pym train continues rumbling through our collective consciousness. Ever since Joss Whedon announced a) Ultron and b) that Hank Pym won’t be creating him in Avengers: Rise of the Ultronics or whatever, people have been wondering how the threads tie together. Here are some…answers?
CASSINI captures EARTH and THE MOON from Saturn. Perspective++
Behold the wonder of perspective! Yeah, it’s a grainy piece of shit picture. Still though! What it signifies is pretty outrageous. Thurr be in that picture the Blue Marble and the Moon. As seen from Cassini up in Saturn’s hood.
THANOS confirmed for ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’, Purple-Headed Death GET
What fresh hell is this. Why so much interesting news today? Wasn’t SDCC like two days ago? Oh, you say it isn’t interesting to you. Hmm. I see. Head nod. Then I draw the Infinity Gauntlet, and punch you in the sternum. I don’t even know what I’m typing anymore. James Gunn is more interesting than me. Hit the jump to check out his funky fresh words regarding Thanos.
LUCASFILM: ABRAMS AIN’T LEAVING ‘EPISODE VII.’ FARACI shrugs, PAGE VIEWS INTACT.
I probably shouldn’t criticize Devin Faraci for drudging up nonsense rumors, when I covered those same rumors. Whatever. I get three page views a day, and make no money. Faraci gets paid, and seems to generally giggle while stoking the flames of geeks across the internet. Wielding the hammer of God (or Thor, their parent company owns him), Lucasfilm has smote the rumors that Abrams is leaving Episode VII.
‘X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST’ POSTERS are like OLD meets NEW meets MEH
When is my one-man crusade against Days of Future Past ever going to end? Never! Here are two new posters for the flick which feature the old and new actors playing Magnet Man and Baldy Lad.
Cosplay: PRINCESS PEACH got me wanting to FIND THAT CASTLE
…get it? ‘Cause she is very lovely looking, and I want her to check out my drain pipe? Oh, JFC, Caff. Get yourself together. I mean you can’t just be rambling about gorgeous cosplay and your cock all of the time. Though I suppose you can but no one is going to listen to your blathering. But shit if they’re not going to listen…I suppose just keep talking about your drain pipe.













