Oh golly! It’s a high-quality copy of that Avengers: Age of Ultron teaser that showed at SDCC. It’s old voice overs, but a pretty sexy logo. Which you have already seen. That is about it. So um, enjoy it.

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Vincent Gilligan may have blown our Pop Culture Psyche’s collective butt hole inside out with Breaking Bad, but the dude ain’t just sitting around resting on his laurels. The good sir is turning his eyes towards network television, bringing to life  a show on CBS that he has been developing for quite some time.

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Thor. Bro. Dick move. Saved the world in Avengers and didn’t even look for Jane Foster. For a little smooch, an “I’m okay.” Naturally she’s a bit peeved off about the entire experience. Thor. Bro. Just be honest with her. This trailer has the Lightning God prostrating (as much as gorgeous bearded lightning lords are wont to do) before his lady in apologies.

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Did you know that every minute of every day, roughly 167 thousand people around the world are having sex?  Rough as an estimate, not as in the aggressiveness of the intercourse.  Does this number seem high?  Low?  Depressing?  Invigorating?  Whatever the case, people around the world – RIGHT NOW – are waking up neighbors with throaty moans, or shouting to whatever god they pray to in ecstasy and existential bliss, or trying to figure out what goes where, but generally having a good time doing the one thing humans do best:  screw.  It took me nearly a minute to put these first couple of sentences together, and sadly, I was not engaging in sex.  I was coming up with a batch of comics from this week’s shipping list that look tasty enough to buy and recommend to you guys and gals.  So hit the jump and let’s chat about comics, sex, and sexy comics!

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Man! Fuck that earlier post. Yeah, I’m a slow ass motherfucker these days. So, Valve has revealed the Steam Box. The Steam Machine. The Steam Boxing Machine. You in, bro? Brodette?

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Well done, folks. Apparently everyone’s pants tighten just as much as mine when it comes to the Marvel cinematic-uh-television universe. Agents of SHIELD debuted last night to crazy fucking ratings.

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Valve gives no fucks about the upcoming wave of consoles. Or rather, they’re seemingly swinging at the knees of said consoles. They’ve revealed a Steam OS, and it is a safe bet it shall be powering whatever the fuck they’re dropping on our living rooms.

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Didn’t see this one coming! On the evening that Marvel has rolled out Agents of Shield: Coulson Lives on ABC, news has broke that Gotham’s police commissioner shall be snagging his own television show.

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…hello there, friends. Caffeine Powered at your service. I do not say leisure, for I am a busy’d man these days. It is a Sunday Evening whilst I type this, it will be a Monday Morning on the Eastern Seaboard of the Theoretically United States when this is published. As I tippy-type, I race the literal clock. How can I share with you what I am going to be enjoying in this next week (as per the nature of Monday Morning Commute), while still finishing before Breaking Bad begins? Easy. By doing what I always do. By typing with stunning alacrity, nauseating disregard for grammatical form, and an utter disregard for proof-reading.

Let’s do this, you turkeys.

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Remember that story from a couple of weeks ago about Grand Theft Auto V being the most expensive game ever? Well, that appears to be fucking dust in the wind. Bro. Dust in the wind. The motherfucking franchise has raked in a cool, cool, one-billion dollars. In three days.

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