Press Start: This Is Your God
Phil Harrison, European XBOX Chief, in all of his shiny-headed wisdom has hired British TV personality Jonathan Ross for some sort of bullshit executive producer position. He’s going to challenge the way games are made. I don’t know what’s going on any more.
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Cosplay: MORRIGAN from ‘DARKSTALKERS’ sets my Friday aflame. And my loins.
Oh god. Morrigan cosplay. It never fails to fry all my synapses. Leave me in a hormone-soaked stupor. Force me to wander the streets, screaming about succubi and latex.
Opinions Vary: I Miss Nintendo
Two weeks from tomorrow, the PlayStation Fun Machine the Fourth drops. Three weeks from tomorrow, the Microsoft Xboned Before It Arrives will hit shelves. With the console gaming world embroiled in the debate as to the merit of both machines, an olden warrior sits in the corner. Sales dismal, library laughable, nary a soul gives a fuck about the Nintendo Wii U.
Myself included.
I miss the days when I gave a fuck about Nintendo.
Jeff Lemire is creating SUPERHEROINE based on REAL LIFE TEEN ACTIVIST. Lemire ++
Jeff Lemire is a solid dude. All the dope titles. Creating a superhero team for the Brothers Omega’s motherland. But now he’s upping his solidness. Doing himself one better. Lemire is going to be creating a superheroine for Justice League of Canada based off of a real life teen activist.
Watch: ‘SUPER SMASH WARS’ is the Nintendo x Star Wars Mash-Up You Want.
James Farr has created the most illy (I know that word sucks, fuck you) of Nintendo x Star Wars mash-ups. Combining characters, and music the little video is a worthy homage to both glorious universes.
Go! Go watch it! After the jump!
‘EPISODE VII’ Rumor: DISNEY CZARS demanding that FILM RELEASE IN 2015
It appears that Disney is fucking demanding that Episode VII drop in 2015. The franchise has been sold from a Tyrant to a bloated room of Money Grubbers. This was all known, but I hoped it wouldn’t impact the movies poorly. Others said differently. I suppose my more skeptical friends can take a free shot at my genitals. I will warrant it for now!
AMAZON orders TV Pilots from ‘X-FILES’ CREATOR CHRIS CARTER & ‘THE WIRE’ writer
Amazon continues to attempt to bring original content to their streaming service that comes with Amazon Prime. Ya’ll know they’re staring at Netflix’s success and just self-flaggelating in a puddle of their own existence. Their newest attempt features a pilot from my boy Chris Carter.
EARTH has HELLACIOUS EXOPLANET TWIN
Earth! It has itself a fucking twin. The only problem is that this Exoplanet twin is a scalding little piece of hell, constantly whipping around its star with an impressive fervor.
‘THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE’ IMAX Poster CRACKLES WITH SEXY
Okay, maybe sexy isn’t the right word. But it’s been a long day, I’m a horn dog, and I’m just sitting her warmly recalling J-Law’s dance scene from Silver Linings Playbook: The Caff Pow Story.
This IMAX poster for Catching Fire is pretty neat, too!
Buy These Flippin Comics!!! – 10.30.2013 – (RE)Enter Sandman
“Omnia mutantur, nihil interit – everything changes, but nothing is truly lost.” – Dream Sandman #74 (1996)
Sherlock Holmes. Superman. Optimus Prime. James Bond. Jesus of Nazareth. You just can’t keep a great character dead. Death and rebirth is a staple of all literature, and this week sees one of the great comic book characters and series find new life. Step inside and let’s talk about superstar author Neil Gaiman revisiting the work that made him famous, and a few of the other great titles dropping this week. Don’t know what’s coming out? Check (HERE).
Also, if I fail to give a shout-out to a book that has you swooning, make mention in the comments below!
