GOOD GUY SONY has GOODIES PACK FOR Playstation 4 launch day buyers.
With the PlayStation 4 being only a week away, I’m pretty much frothing at the mouth. And groin. And under my arms. Seriously my arm pits are so sweaty and the drippings taste way more disgusting than usual. Even still, I’m not really sure what I’m doing on launch day. Techno-fetish rubbing of the console? Sure. But what else? Ehhh. Perchance Sony senses my confusion, and they are at least doing a solid by providing launch day buyers with a little goodies pack.
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Cosplay: This LEELA is pretty much FUTUROTIC. Get It? Futurama? Erotic?
And in the end they will know me for all the bad puns! All of them! And as they bake my entrails upon the pyre, eating my stupidity literally, I will know I died a blogger’s death.
Olga Kurylenko testing for WONDER WOMAN role in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’. Mayhaps.
Olga Kurylenko is testing for the role of Wonder Woman in Batman vs. Supereveryone. And she ain’t the only one. Maybe. With each new actress that is rumored to be up for the part, the potential for that character appearing crystallizes further into fact.
ASTRONOMERS find NEW TYPE OF SPACE OBJECT. Progress!
Don’t let them tell you it’s all been done, it’s all been found. You know, them. The Man. ‘Cause we’re finding new sorts of ass-puckering goodies throughout the cosmos all the damn time. The latest find (or rather the latest one I’ve read about) is a new kind of space object.
Opinions Vary: Pop (Culture) Quiz, Hotshot!
Being funny is really difficult. In fact, it’s so difficult that I don’t even try to be funny (and my writing for Omega-Level records this abstention quite nicely). And to prove my dedication to humorlessness even more in this OV piece, I am going to do one of the least funny things a person can do: I will try to discuss some qualities of comedy methodically by submitting my sober thoughts on a comedic modus operandi that’s used today to an overwhelming degree: pop culture referencing. So, please, sit back and wallow in my unfunny criticism of pop culture comedy.
‘DIABLO III: REAPER OF SOULS’ Trailer: *ALL* THE GAME MODES DOE
Here’s a new trailer for Diablo III: We’re Killing the Fucking Real Money Auction House, Forgive Us, Okay? Seems like a long title for an expansion, but hey. They’re Blizzard. Do what they want.
Cosplay: Some JANE SHEPARD from ‘MASS EFFECT’ to celebrate N7 DAY.
It’s N7 Day! You know, November 7. Like, tying into Mass Effect. All that happy horseshit. Eh, whatever! Just enjoy this nonsense. Some glorious Jane Shepard cosplay, reminding everyone that Shepard was the most righteous.
Of women.
Headcanon.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ WILL BE RELEASED ON DECEMBER 18, 2015. Christmas Present ++
This is the most merry of Christmas presents. Or the worst present I’ve ever received, should it suck and blow at the same time. Well, second only to that time my Uncle Jupiter filled a box with his pubes and a rattlesnake. But fuck him and fuck my facial scar.
Rumor: DICK GRAYSON to make appearance in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’
Eh, it ain’t as titillating to me as Marvel rocking four new live-action series on Netflix, but this is pretty cool. Right? Dick Grayson may be showing up in Batman vs. Superman, according to sources. Humans. Specifically the Latino Review.
MARVEL and NETFLIX TEAMING UP FOR *FOUR* LIVE-ACTION SERIES. DEFENDERS, GET.
Holy amaze-balls. Marvel and Netflix are teaming up to bring into the world four live-action series starring Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, and Daredevil. That ain’t all, folks! All of these sonsofbitches will culminate in a Defenders event.
This rules.
