‘NO MAN’S SKY’ Trailer: SCI-FI GAMING GAUNTLET THROWN
Holy shit. My Twitter feed blew up about this trailer for No Man’s Sky, and I was all like “Man wut?” Then I saw it. Good Lords of Kobol. Alien worlds, space fighters, gorgeous visuals. I’m stunned.
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‘GAME OF THRONES’ GAME Teaser Trailer: Polygons Are Coming
Hey man, whatever. The reservoir of “Winter Is Coming” jokes dried up a long, long, long time ago. None the less, Telltale Games is making an episodic game series based off of Dragons and Incest.
Hit the jump for the teaser trailer.
‘TALES FROM THE BORDERLANDS’ TRAILER: Everybody wants to HUNT VAULTS
Never mind my hesitation. All it took was a trailer to make me loot-moan. My vault is ready to gape open for this goodness,
New ‘BORDERLANDS’ GAME coming from TELLTALE GAMES
There’s a new Borderlands game coming! You’d imagine me covered in my own fluids, sad dinky pointing towards the sky, screaming in glory! Well…Well…I’m actually a bit ambivalent.
Bungie’s ‘DESTINY’ gets an OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE next September.
Bungie’s Destiny finally has a hard release date. Seriously. Go ahead. Bite it. Your little bone-protrusions will give before the date does. Ouch, right? The bad news? The game ain’t dropping for a good, long, while.
MAGNETO snagging his own series next March. Synergy ++
If a comic book movie comes out, and a character from it doesn’t get their own monthly on-going series, does the tree make a sound? Well — well? Does it?
Google manager posts photos of PRESCRIPTION GOOGLE GLASS. Removes them, now probably dead.
Oh, bro you dun goofed! Yeah, I’m talking to you. Google manager guy. Posting photos of a prescription version of Google Glass. Probably like way before they were supposed to be revealed.
Piixl Jetpack is a STRAP-ON SteamOS PC for the BACK OF YOUR TV.
Had me at strap-on! Had me at strap-on. Easy, right? Predictable, right? Eh, what can you do. Anyways these Piixl Jetpack folks have devised a SteamOS PC that you can rig up to hug the back of your TV. It’ll smooch your television set’s neck lovingly, telling it all the gaming power it is bringing to its electronic gape.
Cosplay: Lady Loki, Lady Sif, and Lady Thor are Holy Asgardian Trinity.
Oh, the loins. They seethe. They rage. They gnash against their limits. For they have seen the holy triumvirate that is Lady Thor, Lady Loki, and Lady Sif. Together. Yes.
‘TERMINATOR’ getting New TV Series. It’ll tie-in with movie reboot.
Is anyone around here a Terminator fanatic? I really can’t muster a fuck regarding the franchise, despite Terminator 2 being one of my favorite action movies of all time. So when this sort of shit is announced – a television show tying into a new movie – I just sort of shrug. I go, “where’s the beef?! Where is it?!” Everyone just looks at me weird like, dude, we’re talking about television shows. Not hormone-drenched cow flesh.
