‘FAST & FURIOUS 7’ being rewritten to give Paul Walker the proper send-off.
A couple of weeks ago I lamented without irony the passing of Paul Walker. Unspoken at the time due to the sweet Bro Dude’s passing was my concern over the Fast & Furious franchise’s future. Also without irony the series of movies are some of my favorite, serving as a healthy conduit for my homoerotic tendencies, desire to drive fast, and stare at Vin Diesel’s ears. It appears that the seventh film is struggling with the same difficulties, though screenwriter Chris Morgan is attempting to find the proper way to sally forth.
DUDE HUGE (Cliff Bleszinski) wants to make FIRST-PERSON ARENA SHOOTER on PC. Old School Stylee.
Dude Huge has revealed his want. His burning desire. After leaving Gears of War and Epic like two years or go whatever, he’s been relatively quiet. No anymore. This want? It is a return to old-school arena shooters. Fuck to the yes.
Coen Brothers’ next flick could be ‘HAIL CAESAR’ with Mr. George Clooney
That movie the Coen Brothers were spitting about that takes place in Ancient Rome may be coming more into focus. Or not. I don’t know. There is a script called Hail Caesar. There is talk of a movie talking place in ancient Rome. Are the same script? Greater minds than me are unsure.
‘HOUSE OF CARDS’ Season 2 Trailer: Still no patience for useless things
Fuck yeah. Here is a proper trailer for House of Cards’ second season. Frankie Underwood. How I’ve missed you.
OCULUS has raised another $75 MILLI in funding for the OCULUS RIFT.
Oculus continues to cobble together huge sums of money in order to fund their Oculus Rift gadget. That’s a serious amount of cash for a serious gadget that is giving serious dorks serious priapisms.
‘EDGE OF TOMORROW’ Trailer: Cruise & Blunt’s gorgeous Sci-Fi Groundhog’s Day
Fucking forget Tom Cruise. This stunning science-fiction rendition of Groundhog’s Day (also forget Source Code which is sort of the same idea) features a bad ass Emily Blunt mauling all sorts of foes with a sword and mech equipment and shit. I am so fucking sold.
Sony EXPANDING ‘SPIDER-MAN’ FRANCHISE with ‘VENOM’ AND ‘SINISTER SIX’ flicks.
Cinematic comic book universes for all! All the universes! All the characters! ‘Cause when something is hot in Hollywood, you do the obvious. Wring the concept of all its energy, novelty, and excitement. Sony knows how Hollywood works. Sony has their hands obviously on the meat grinder.
Astronomers (maybe) see GEYSER OF WATER ON EUROPA!
Europa squirts! Europa erupts! Astronomers have known that Europa has liquid water underneath its surface. Check. Known. However, there has never been direct evidence of said water. Until now.
Opinions Vary: Trolling Aliens
Although it is oftentimes bogged down by its own insular squabbling on this planet, humankind has a fascinating propensity to be open-minded about the possibility of intelligent life elsewhere. The unbelievable vastness of the universe coupled with the strangeness of our potentially singular existence within it seems to make many hesitant to commit to the conviction that we are alone. Rather, it’s more understandable to long for others to be with us. After all, if there’s a whole lot of life here, then surely it can conceivably happen somewhere else. And while some believe that here and elsewhere have already mixed and intelligent life forms have visited from afar to our pale blue dot, most supporters hold that there’s a better chance that aliens exist just outside our celestial periphery and will continue to do so until a future time when, with the assistance of technological and even social advancements, we might at last meet. But even without the realistic prospects of such a superior tomorrow in our sight, there remains a genuine willingness to take the necessary steps to get there, to reach out in the hope that we can commence a cosmic dialogue with anyone or anything that might be receptive to a human how-do-you-do.
New ‘COMMUNITY’ SEASON 5 Trailer: They had me at Ass Crack Bandit.
Aiight. Aiight. Now this is what I’m talking about. Community’s second trailer for its fifth season is fucking righteous. More than enough to assuage my fears after the fifth season’s initial trailer.
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